and return the shit.
I'm talking dumbells, weight plates, jugs of cat litter. You can even buy 5# lead weight bars. Buy potting soil, mulch, giant jugs of peanut oil, whatever the fuck that's big and/or heavy. Just make sure you can return it!
Where I live you can take things back to Kohls for returns. It's super easy and they give you a 25% off (I think) coupon to buy things in the store. If you don't have a Kohls I'm sure there are other stores that do this, Amazon makes it as easy as possible of course to get you addicted.
I pledge to do this at least once per week. I pledge to try to get other people to do this too. If 75 million people did this, if people overseas did this, it would fuck Amazon over on shipping costs back and forth. It would not ruin them, but they would feel it.
Please, start doing this and encourage others to do it too. We need to do everything we can to fuck with these fascist anti-American companies as much as we possibly can.
If you do too many returns they just delete you.
This is funny and I wouldn't stop anyone from doing it but what do we gain by it? I'd rather start encouraging all our state governments to enact Voter ID law and election transparency.
I'm pretty sure it doesn't hurt Amazon at all by doing this since they have some pretty slick deals going on with the delivery services and how they pay 0 taxes. I bet they'll just get bailed out or even just flat out compensation by the government for being overrun by returns.
That said, I wish there was a good way to fuck them over and if this works I'd be happy to say that I was wrong.
Buy, use, give bad review, return..... Repeat until Bezos isn't a billionaire.
IF they shut down your prime account open a new one, slightly different name, address, phone....
I laughed so hard! Thank you for that!!
Please just make sure you don't order something Made in China. They will restock their inventory as a consequence of your order, meaning more money for China inadvertently.
no cancel it. It wont hurt them to do this. They have deals with the USPS and shit. All you will do is make it seem like more TAX money needs to go to the USPS.
Amazon wont pay shit more to any logistics company until they renegotiate a new contract after the one they already signed runs out
NOW YOU A DOMESTIC FINANCIAL TERRORIST LOL
Because who cares about the bottom level employees just trying to pay bills. Amirite?