and return the shit.
I'm talking dumbells, weight plates, jugs of cat litter. You can even buy 5# lead weight bars. Buy potting soil, mulch, giant jugs of peanut oil, whatever the fuck that's big and/or heavy. Just make sure you can return it!
Where I live you can take things back to Kohls for returns. It's super easy and they give you a 25% off (I think) coupon to buy things in the store. If you don't have a Kohls I'm sure there are other stores that do this, Amazon makes it as easy as possible of course to get you addicted.
I pledge to do this at least once per week. I pledge to try to get other people to do this too. If 75 million people did this, if people overseas did this, it would fuck Amazon over on shipping costs back and forth. It would not ruin them, but they would feel it.
Please, start doing this and encourage others to do it too. We need to do everything we can to fuck with these fascist anti-American companies as much as we possibly can.
I'm pretty sure it doesn't hurt Amazon at all by doing this since they have some pretty slick deals going on with the delivery services and how they pay 0 taxes. I bet they'll just get bailed out or even just flat out compensation by the government for being overrun by returns.
That said, I wish there was a good way to fuck them over and if this works I'd be happy to say that I was wrong.