posted ago by uniformist
+192 / -2
... and if you do screw her, that dried up husk will suck all the moisture out of you and kill you instantly. No one has been down their for years!
... and if you do screw her, that dried up husk will suck all the moisture out of you and kill you instantly. No one has been down their for years!
I'm not cutting my dick off for anything.. but I will ram it down her throat and keep it there until she chokes on it..
Not a confused lefty. I'd screw her and let it fall off on its own.
I'd hit that!
To paraphrase what Bill Murray said in Caddyshack:
Oh Mrs. Pelosi, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya.
I'd do it, but she'd be getting it rough :)
It would fall off in a week anyhow.
WFT?! Why is the question being asked. She's like 80 years old!
Her clam has dried up and been shut for decades.
Eeew, made me feel sick even thinking about the question. She's 80 years old and fucking stinks of piss and moth balls.
I like chicken and dumplings. Peace.
I choose third option, punch that dumb bitch in her throat.
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I'm a girl so my metaphorical dick... yeah.
Hands in two fifty gallon buckets of dried cement or Pelosi.......? Bucket marks on my penis. Peace.
The fuck is wrong with you?
I was about to go to bed.
Only lefties cut their dicks off and get bottom surgeries. So no thanks to neither options