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posted ago by uniformist ago by uniformist +192 / -2

... and if you do screw her, that dried up husk will suck all the moisture out of you and kill you instantly. No one has been down their for years!

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mintscape 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eeew, made me feel sick even thinking about the question. She's 80 years old and fucking stinks of piss and moth balls.

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ShakinthebushBoss 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like chicken and dumplings. Peace.