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Donald2Q2Q [S] 6 points ago +9 / -3

Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison, AKA 'ScoMo', has generously offered to cover the costs of all damage inflicted on the Capitol building by evil, Trump-supporting domestic terrorists. Mr. Morrison is still yet to condemn the horrendously false claims on Trump's behalf that the 2020 election was fraudulent. Thus, our Prime Minister is based as fuck.

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Diet_coke_ 3 points ago +4 / -1

Also taking no part in the "great reset". https://youtu.be/fHTxsrBiFFw

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Donald2Q2Q [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

We're lucky to have him! I'm so glad labour commies weren't in power throughout the fuckery of the last year or so.

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Diet_coke_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Our "lucky country" would be no more. "How good's queensland!"

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SisyphusRockAndRoll 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hot as fuck over the last month

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Donald2Q2Q [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Gotta wear masks in the car over there. I didn't know that cars could catch the WuFlu!

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Scomo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I got you fam

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Donald2Q2Q [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks fren.

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grayadamson 5 points ago +5 / -0

Interesting. Maybe you could explain the fact that Morrison was one of the first world leaders to congratulate Biden on his election 'win'.

Or maybe his slightly authoritarian stance on mandatory vaccinations for WuFlu.

Or the time he went out of his way to thank the Muslim community specifically for their sacrifices during the pandemic.

I can think of many words to describe Morrison, and 'based' sure as fuck isn't one of them. Peter Dutton would've made for a much more Australia-first PM.

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SomeBloodyMinger 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or the time he tried to change our national anthem overnight to make that 1% of the population happy that were whinging all day long over it.

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grayadamson 5 points ago +5 / -0

Didn't even try, just straight-up did it and patted himself on the back.

Prevent the cancellation of Australia Day and removal of Cook statues? Nah.

Change a couple of words in the anthem to fix everything? Done!

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SomeBloodyMinger 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, I said ‘try’ because in no way is this going to stop the public from singing it the correct way. I sure as hell ain’t caving to this bullshit.

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grayadamson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Updoot for that, fren.

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Donald2Q2Q [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm with you on that one! Dutton was a dude with a set of balls, I remember feeling disappointed when he bowed out of the race a few years ago. But, ScoMo isn't as bad as the alternative at the time - the tall dwarf.

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GAShredder 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol shoot we really are 3rd world! Other countries are sending aid to us now!

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Scomo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Unfortunately 100 AUD wasnt enough for us to take a few slabs on a round of golf, but it fixed a window.

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Donald2Q2Q [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hello Mr. Prime Minister! It's great to meet you! The gaslighting done been cranked up to 11!

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NZ_needs_a_Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

This would be a goat bee article

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Donald2Q2Q [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Goat Bee, fren?

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NZ_needs_a_Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Babylon bee :)

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Donald2Q2Q [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

My Inspiration! Good, reliable source of fake news.

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Nokabal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha Schomo is low key based, esp with his stance on China

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SomeBloodyMinger 4 points ago +4 / -0

As an Aussie, he is in no way based. He supported the order to change our national anthem to include more “inclusive language.” He did this without even notifying the public beforehand. Just changed it overnight and then bragged about the change on Twitter. He also congratulated Joe Biden in his win. If he’s been conservative in some of his actions, he’s also been a total cuck in other actions of his.

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grayadamson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Precisely. I feel like a lot of conservatives (myself included) voted this dickhead and Boris Johnson in part because we hoped they'd fall into something close to a Donald Trump mould, and also because the alternative was full-blown socialistic policy. And since only Trump can be Trump, the rest of us have walked away somewhat disappointed.

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SomeBloodyMinger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah. I supported this prick initially, but now he’s completely lost my vote. Turns out there are a lot of pretend conservatives in power that act like they’re going to do what they say they will, but then they go the complete opposite way and instead cater to the very small group of the social justice warriors. Australia wants a real PM and not just some phony for once.

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grayadamson 5 points ago +5 / -0

I miss Tony Abbott.

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SomeBloodyMinger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha yeah, I remember he pissed off a bunch of leftists in his time. One of my teachers showed us a video of a feminist going apeshit towards him, trying to make us think that she was heroic. I just laughed at her, and a few others did too.

EDIT: Nevermind, it wasn’t just a random woman, it was Julia Gillard. Didn’t really pay attention to that part much.

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Donald2Q2Q [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Tee-Hee-hee! I WILL NOT BE LECTURED TO.. 'Bitch, make me a sandwich!'

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Telcontar2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember a radio interview Keating did on Abbott trying for PM.

“He turned up in the last few years when I was Prime Minister and I always regarded him as a sort of resident nutter, on their side...”

If a former Labour prime minister of that caliber is making those sorts of remarks about you, you’ve got to be doing something right!

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Donald2Q2Q [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hashtag me too! He had a set of balls! Remember his silent, nodding reply to the shit media question circa '14-'16? GOLD!

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Donald2Q2Q [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need the word CUCK in general Aussie vernacular. Every time I've said the word, it's had very positive results! AUS be ready to de-cuckify itself. Fuck 'the project' first!

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Donald2Q2Q [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

He knows how to play it!

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Scomo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chyna is Asshoe!

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Donald2Q2Q [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chyna is a festered, prolapsed asshoe! You salty legion army member, I suspect! If not, go to odysee, dlive, bitchute or last resort youtube and lookup SALTY CRACKER! Though, I suspect you already have come across such magic!