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DoubleEagle 13 points ago +13 / -0

There is no way the black boxes survived that crash and the subsequent hellfire, what do you think they are, passports?

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SmartGuy 0 points ago +3 / -3

The black boxes were carved out using alien technology given to us by L ron hubbard in the 50s. Turns out the joos had a cia birthing experiment payed for by Bidens father a half joo chinaman who developed an affinity for smelling so pronounced he sold his son willingly into a washington hotdog ring where he was trained in deep deep karma sutra. Some say the black boxes have be found today but legend is rudy snatched them up mid air when he was Mayor of new york and is now been compromised by the enemy.