It wasn't Trump that incited people to revolt and repeat 1776. It was me, strangely from Britain. I confess. I used my superior intellect and if you read my comment history you'll realise I'm an extraordinary person able to bring about extraordinary things.
They say Trump is the misinformer. I am sorry but I reviewed the Kyle Rittonhouse footage then I said it was self defence. Then days later Trump tweeted what I said. I'm the wizard behind the curtain. It's all my fault.
I promise if you extradite me I won't run into an embassy and cash myself into a bank so they can later cash me out and I won't do the McKinnon defence even though I do have Asperger's and am suicidal.
It was me. I wanted them to storm the capitol. I want people to hit their bully back. I have no children so I sought out manchildren online and brainwashed them to hit their bully back. The ones that hit me but on the internet were out of my reach. I used MAGA people to reach back at my cyberbully.
If you extradite me I will not resist and I've lived my life in isolation/solitude anyway so the cruel prison environment (I also grew up a minority around Muslim extremists and gansters) will not fly for it is my normal environment. You see, I went to school, same as going to prison. Being the only white boy but I never had to join no white supremacist gang for them to learn respect.
I did it. I told people what was being done to them to make them stand up for themselves. I am responsible. This is what I intended. For people to be more assertive. Why? Because here all our dreams have been defeated. The only survivors apart from me are the refugees who fled to the only other empty bed.
I caused the Capital Hill Storm. It was me. We have lost everything over here. You are the last bastion.
I'm the one. Congress, CIA, feds, FBI, interpol come and get me.
No one even knows who the fuck you are and if people in this country don't know how to fix problems without guns then nothing you did could have been the catalyst for anything.
Get a life.