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Trump2024 1 point ago +2 / -1

That's when you grab your crotch while looking at his crotch and licking your lips. Then glance back up to catch his eye and blow him a kiss. He's either going to let the door free and walk away or he's going to come out swinging and you snap a cap on him. If he does nothing start rubbing your pelvis on the door like you are trying to dry hump him. Sooner or later you'll trigger him for better or worse.

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arebee 6 points ago +7 / -1

Yeah do this. You’ll look totally normal

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Hattmall 2 points ago +2 / -0

Personally this is why I always have a fully loaded rectum ready to shit on command so I can smear it on my face a la war paint if I experience any microaggressions.

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arebee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Messy.. but effective

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Trump2024 0 points ago +1 / -1

That's not the goal. Never mind. you wouldn't understand

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HillarysBeaverMunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

The goal in 2021 is for neither I or any loved one to be kicked to death by a savage who will later be released with no charges.

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those should be obtainable goals in a rational world. Good luck with that here in clown world!