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ConvergenceMan 22 points ago +23 / -1

You guys think this is anything new?

If you've ever been the human punching bag in family court (and I hope none of you ever are), this is how it goes:

Woman with crocodile tears: "Your honor, I don't have any bruises or evidence he ever hit me, but he always had this menacing glare in his eye, and I was terrified that any day he could beat me to death."

Judge: GUILTY

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YYZeh 3 points ago +3 / -0

As someone who lives with 3 roommates one of whom being a fucking crazy weirdo (Think of the lead actor in You) who’s been stalking and harassing the shit out of one of the other Female roomies (vvv attractive tiny blonde) & she’s taking him to court today or tomorrow, I hope that’s how it ends for us. Living with a diagnosed bipolar isn’t fun. Can’t even believe he got in here in the first place, dumb chicks were like “it’s ok it looks like he’s a passive gay beta” next time I’m doing the vetting.

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ConvergenceMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't really understand how males and females can be roommates. It's hard enough dealing with other guys as roommates. Add a woman in there, with all the hormones and biology, it just seems like nothing but disaster awaits.

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YYZeh 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was chill with the dude who was in there with me and the 2 chicks, until he left and this piece of shit got in.