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Trump's going to need his keyboard warriors now more than ever. (media.patriots.win) 🇺🇸🎖️ MEME ARMY 🎖️🇺🇸
posted ago by WeaponizedSmirk ago by WeaponizedSmirk +4754 / -4
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RentFree2020 137 points ago +139 / -2

Pornhub gets more traffic than the other tops sites combined. We should start running ads on it. It will ruin libtards day, and will get us hundreds of millions of views. Imagine a libtard fappin and then seeing Trump's face...

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themedallion 56 points ago +56 / -0

My God. Genius idea.

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RentFree2020 29 points ago +29 / -0

Got the idea from Wheeler Walker Jr, he was talking about it on Joe Rogan. Said no one else would really help him so he ran ads on Pornhub. Look up their web traffic, it's insane. I think they get more than other top sites like Netflix and Amazon combined.

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Girthquakes 6 points ago +6 / -0

Love me some Wheeler!

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RandallSavage 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck You Bitch

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RentFree2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't usually like country music, well, some exceptions, but I love him. Brings out the immature 12 year old in me. Can't stop giggling when I listen to him haha.

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BeSafeAltAvoidDoxxin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not surprised since it's global, netflix has actually had a lot of difficulty penetrating global markets since people know how to pirate easily and there's other options

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RentFree2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

Desperate times call for desperate measures. I think we would get hundreds of millions of views world wide. It would ruin liberals experience. It would make liberals now have to attack a genre they love. Pornhub is too big, powerful, and addictive to bend the knee. I see people saying it will ruin our reputation as if there hasn't been an all out assault on our reputation for years now. I think we should do it.

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BostonVoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do we know who owns PornHub. I'm suspicious its mostly free. What are they doing with everyone's info?

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RentFree2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

You don’t need an account to view/use the services of Pornhub much like YouTube.

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FutureMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most porn is mafia controlled.

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BILLofRIGHTEOUS 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think he's onto something too! Maybe I should look into it :)

https://www.patriotparty.gg/ I created a hub for patriot resources

All feedback welcome, looking for more resources to add

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Generalissimo45 3 points ago +4 / -1

Brilliant! We need to add who is up for reelection, when and if they supported the President and just build solid bases in all the swing states first, followed by fortifying our red states (Starting with Florida and Texas).

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SirReginald 2 points ago +2 / -0

After enough time, they will only be a able to achieve with his image nearby.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 11 points ago +12 / -1

Isn’t pornhub being investigated for revenge and kiddie porn. I like the inventiveness but I don’t know if we want the association. Porn in general is degenerate and think a lot of the community is socially conservative enough to kibosh the idea. Quality not quantity is what we need.

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lefty295 7 points ago +7 / -0

They literally just deleted every video that wasn’t from a verified user, so they’re doing what big tech is doing also.

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ConvergenceMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

They went from 25 million down to 3 million videos, so close to a 90% purge

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rockettails 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unlike what big tech is doing, that's the only rational solution to their problem. Going through 22 million videos in any reasonable amount of time to address these concerns isn't really realistic. Better to go scorched Earth and rebuild from scratch, than sift through videos trying to find content that's hard to classify as it is.

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hloblart 1 point ago +1 / -0

Weren't they one of the few places people were posting Hunter/Joe Biden bribery evidence?

I thought I saw here that people were posting it with the title "Man fucks his entire country", and pornhub was allowing it. Never verified, might have been another site.

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RentFree2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also did not know this.

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ConfiscateTheCoats 5 points ago +5 / -0

Agreed. Pornographers get the rope lol

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rockettails -1 points ago +2 / -3

They've been fighting on the issue of free speech in the contemporary era for a long time. We of all people, should respect the idea that tolerating your right to say or do something isn't endorsement or approval, but should none the less, be tolerated. Enemy of my enemy, yadda yadda.

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cubeman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pornographers and their friends get the rope.

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iDinduNuffin 2 points ago +2 / -0

They've been fighting the issue of morality. They're our enemy

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RentFree2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I did not know this.

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BasedTemplar 9 points ago +11 / -2

Fuck now I'm soft.

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lefty295 7 points ago +8 / -1

Really? Cause it made me hard...

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BewareOfThePug 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can imagine the advert now...

Someone aminate this face into a GIF

https://memegenerator.net/instance/65260839/donald-trump-face-donald-trump-approves

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muy_libre 7 points ago +8 / -1

Imagine a libtard fapping

Fuck, I just ate. Stop that.

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RentFree2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

hahahaha...sorry

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ConvergenceMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are either too fat to see their dick, too filled with soy to get it up, or too hopped up on drugs to remember their dick exists.

So don't worry, a libtard fapping isn't even a thing.

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2bOnlyAmerica1st 1 point ago +1 / -0

should put a label NSFW

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RentFree2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

this made me laugh out loud hahah. And is exactly the idea. We are going to run the biggest Pavlov's Dog experiment ever.

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Donger-Lord2 29 points ago +29 / -0

"Someday i'd like to lose everything to see who's loyal and who's not loyal"

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Peachykeen74 14 points ago +14 / -0

I’ll never forget that. DeVos bailed. I was wondering why exactly ZERO was getting done in education.

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Donger-Lord2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Because the education department is inherently corrupt and should't exist. The teacher unions are also extremely corrupt and a vast majority of teachers are commies who should be tried for treason.

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Proudly_Deplorable 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't exist until October 1979. Not a coincidence that education went downhill and got more PC about the same time. Agree that it shouldn't exist.

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TrueConservative55 4 points ago +4 / -0

She was a joke anyway.

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TDCRedpill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pulled the 'Dear Collegue' letter. If she did nothing else, that's something that could only be done in a Trump administration.

Since? Aint heard much of note.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 26 points ago +26 / -0

Been digging my fox hole for a few years.

Never been moar comfy.

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theblackprince 5 points ago +5 / -0

Being comfy is why we're 10000 miles up shit creek.

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Veralion 16 points ago +16 / -0

If we go by the theory that the Empire was created to stop the Vong, Palpatine never actually did anything wrong. The Vong killed like half the fuckin galaxy and terraformed conquered planets into uninhabitable wastelands. He would have saved an uncountable number of lives by using the Death Star on their worldships and having the entire galaxy unified, militarized, and ready to fight back.

He was PISSED when Tarkin misused big laser. If he hadn't died at Yavin I imagine he would have been executed.

China is the Vong.

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SwampMonsterJesus 12 points ago +12 / -0

The old EU was so fucking cool. Only good things from Disney Star Wars is Rogue One and Mando. The DT can suck it.

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Veralion 7 points ago +7 / -0

Rogue One was badass, and I LOVE Kyle Katarn, who originally got the plans. Jedi Outcast was awesome.

Everything else is #notmycanon.

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GG_Escalator 5 points ago +5 / -0

Palpatine never actually did anything wrong? Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil!

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Veralion 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sometimes the world needs a monster to stop a devil. Look at the Middle East!

When looking at an extinction level event, nothing can be off the table.

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Veralion 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn shame they butchered him. KotOR 3 would have been incredible.

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fender-bass3 9 points ago +9 / -0

Keyboard cleaned, key caps reset, binds recalibrated, usb plugged. Ready for action.

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540k-Again 2 points ago +2 / -0

My veteran keyboard still has some lifespan to go.

I still have all the "peaceful & legal solutions" even at this late hour, but need other pedes to reduce the 6 degrees of separation between DJT and me. There's lots of gatekeepers who don't want "peaceful & legal solutions" to all this.

Please Pedes, we have to cut through the noise.

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Dialectic 8 points ago +8 / -0

Execute order kek

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BloodyWolf 4 points ago +4 / -0

Keyboard warriors aren't going to do anything. I only wish there was another option.

They might be of use for the next election cycle, though. To build hype for a candidate.

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540k-Again 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have the "peaceful & legal solutions" the only difficulty is getting the info through the gatekeepers. Pedes can help solve this info-gatekeeper problem.

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Lordshowus2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

I cannot believe the people who are turning on thier fellow Americans and the constitution im sick to my stomach.

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VinnyMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

We need a fucking mission though.

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540k-Again 1 point ago +1 / -0

MISSION POSSIBLE: Need to get info to DJT.

Even at this late time, I have the lawful and peaceful solutions to solve all this, but need to get this to DJT.

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TrueConservative55 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty sure Trump will build a media empire next. He will need help and people to pay for it.

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inspir3dgenius 1 point ago +1 / -0

You don't make that kind of money by using your own.

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DrunkenChewbacca 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here we go.....

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TangerineShine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let’s do this shit!!!!

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fauxgnaws 2 points ago +2 / -0

A great battlefront for this is news.ycombinator.com/news

They have interesting content for techies, and the site would be easy to tip conservative if done by careful, dedicated keyboard warriors.

The site doesn't value free speech at all so they will ban whole IP ranges without a second thought and they are small enough that the moderator actually looks through the logs to find spammers and troll second accounts and such. If you try to upvote your own comments, have voting rings, etc you'll get shadow banned right away. They're computer science guys so they have graph algorithms and such to find trolls.

What you need to do is post regular top-level comments on rising posts (second page) and you'll get easy karma. Get to 500 and you can downvote. After that just lurk and downvote liberal SJW type nonsense. If you comment on a post then your votes on it are nullified so either comment or vote, not both.

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lordvon 3 points ago +3 / -0

that used to be the only site i visited, then i got shadowbanned from there. libtards the lot of them. also ycombinator companies are libtards in general. not that they have conviction, they subconsciously think it is kissing the ring.

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fauxgnaws 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's why it takes a warrior, get behind enemy lines.

You'll have to stomach a lot of terrible liberal ideas, but the site itself is like reddit only with a much worse karma system making a much stronger echo chamber that would be easy to flip. Maybe just 25-100 dedicated people could flip it conservative.

Although if that happened the head mod Dang might just go into the database and purge anybody downvoting liberals... but until then they'd lose a lot of people rage quitting that their "we should give hormones to 5 year olds" got downvoted.

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lordvon 1 point ago +1 / -0

gab was actually ycombinator company, but andrew torba got booted after calling a few people cucks lol (allegedly).

coinbase is the only company i know of not bending the knee to liberalism (they did not bend the knee to blm by trying hard to stay apolitical).

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fauxgnaws 2 points ago +2 / -0

My first HN account was censored because I said as politely as possible that we should remember though that Aaron Swartz did actually commit a crime and also in a way that framed a rival college for it.

After that I got 500 and I've been lurking, downvoting liberals ever since.

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540k-Again 2 points ago +2 / -0

yc purged its republicans and DJT supporters years ago, it interferes with mass-foreign espionage. Like Sequoia, what percentage of funded companies/teams do you think have foreign espionage on them (and that was pre-overseas expansion for both.)

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justanotherSCpatriot 2 points ago +3 / -1

So if you've left FB & Twatter, where are you going to drop the red pills? What is the digital front line if not those? Asking seriously... not a boomer but an old gen-x'r.

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RealRedneck 3 points ago +3 / -0

In my community. I'm seriously considering running for office.

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ztrich007 2 points ago +2 / -0

FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

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Sempiternus 2 points ago +2 / -0

They have been trying to provoke us for the past 9 months so that they could do exactly what they are doing now.

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Sempiternus 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have not obeyed them. Their 9 months of attempts failed. They had to steal an election to provoke us to this, and this is way overblown. This was a set up. Pelosi and McConnel are responsible for the lack of security measures. The Chief of the Capital police, who resigned, said as much. The capital building faces these types of protests all the time.

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jaaardstyck 1 point ago +1 / -0

All these recent events are starting to make me see Palpatine's motivations in a whole new light. It's just a shame George Lucas, and really all creatives involved in Star Wars, weren't able to convey that story in a more effective manner.

Palpatine witnesses a universal superpower, the Trade Federation, attempting to take control of his home planet, Naboo, in order to control its trade lines. The Senate refuses to do anything about the situation, which gives Palpatine the opportunity to take over and clean up the problem. Even with him as Chancellor, the problem persists, and with no army to back him up, the Trade Federation (Globalists, EU, China, pick your poison) continues to run rampant. He establishes the Clone Army to finally hand the Trade Federation the response they deserve, but even so, the Republic's most revered warriors, the Jedi, are proving to be more of a hindrance than an asset, wanting to be "keepers of the peace," ie, pacifists, rather than the Knights and defenders of justice they once were. After the Jedi attempt to assassinate him just for his religious and political beliefs, and not wanting to keep the Republic in a constant state of War for the rest of eternity, he sends Anakin Skywalker to assassinate the leaders of the Trade Federation, executes order 66 to eliminate the near-useless and bigoted Jedi that almost had him killed, and reorganizes the Republic into the Empire.

Presumably, by this point, Palpatine's job is done. The oppressive universalists have been defeated, and peace has been restored to the galaxy. However, it's highly possible that rebellious factions, or remnants of the Federation, could spring up, and create Naboo situations all over again. Under his new Empire, he can't have any of that, so it is up to his armies, fleets, and his right-hand man, Darth Vader, along with an under-construction super weapon to prevent that from happening.

Over the next 30 years, the Senate is slowly phased out, moving from a representative body to a puppet organization and finally nonexistence by the start of Episode IV. Quite possibly the last remaining contrarian Senators were quietly eliminated as the Empire discovered their connections to the various Rebel factions, with the last one being Leia Organa, arrested for leaking classified information. Over the next few years, the Rebel factions slowly regain territory from the Empire, until finally Anakin turns on Palpatine and the Empire is destroyed, restoring the Republic to normalcy.

Not even gonna get into the sequel trilogy cuz I never watched 8 or 9 but it seems like they went with a very rudimentary "bad guy bad" approach, which is a shame, considering the depth of Palpatine's motivations previously.

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jaaardstyck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rewatching Alex Jones' recap of the prequels I am reminded that Palpatine financed, at least partially, the Trade Federation in order to exacerbate the situation, and play both sides against each other in order to nab power when nobody was looking. Even with that included, I think my analysis above still stands. We know the Trade Federation had been conducting business with Naboo and other Republic planets, and we know Palpatine would rather see the Republic thrive than sell it out to the Federation powers. In Episode II, for instance, he is adamant of not letting the Separatists split the Republic in half, even if it's because he needs to keep his power consolidated.

Damn these are convoluted movies.

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Guildpro101 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Begun... the culture wars have"

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Jaybird91 1 point ago +1 / -0

In this we are the Jedi by the way

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2048Candidate 1 point ago +1 / -0

"So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause."

Trump ain't Palpatine. He's General Grievous - a patriot and leader of his cause who saw through the corruption of the republic. McConnell and the establishment GOP are the crooked Count Dookus - pretending to be on the side of liberty only to be working with the Dem Side to deliver power to Emperor Joe Palbiden.

MAGA is now the Rebel Alliance.

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TakenusernameA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Begun, the keyboard wars have.

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XERIPHYTE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Order 66

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Aoikaze2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like the old and new school... my preferred weapons are:

Microsoft Natural Ergonomic Keyboard 4000 https://www.newegg.com/microsoft-natural-4000-b2m-00012-usb-wired/p/N82E16823109148

Logitech G600 https://www.logitechg.com/en-us/products/gaming-mice/g600-mmo-gaming-mouse.910-002864.html

As much as I have gamed, I have never used an actual gaming keyboard... but the ergo ones let you go all night long. Oh, and Razer products have shit build quality, whereas Microsoft and Logitech stuff will last for forever.

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E942 1 point ago +1 / -0

He gently pulls the aged vinyl cover off of an old IBM Model M keyboard, presses a few keys, and feels the satisfying click of a well-oiled machine.

He smiles wistfully, and whispers "It's time old friend..."

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TheKillingWords 1 point ago +1 / -0

cracks knuckles

Reporting for duty, Mr. President!

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feminismiscancer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Spooky. I've recently bought that exact keyboard and I have the colours waving in red, white and blue.

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Berzerker_king 1 point ago +1 / -0

His keyboard warriors shall never leave him. We shall march with the Don. If Don marches us into an Agincourt, we will march with him into Agincourt. If the Don asks us to march into a Verdun, we will march with him into Verdun. If the Don asks us to march into a Stalingrad, we will march to Stalingrad. If the Don asks us to march into a Normandy, we will march with him into Normandy. If the Don asks us to march into a Gettysburg, we will march him into Gettysburg.

If the Don asks us to march into an Alamo, we will march with him into the Alamo.

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niconicoreeee 1 point ago +1 / -0

prequelmemes in my donald?

a surprise to be sure!!!

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TONSofFREEDOM 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's a reason this is called a meme war. Plus big tech is increasing our army's size daily

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Spawnlingman 1 point ago +1 / -0

What we need are any pedes that were there on the 6th. Did you walk over early with the crowds? Do you have any pics or video that was taken right as the first set of people tried to take the capitol lawn? I want to compare that meta data on the pics and videos to exactly where Trump was in his speech at the same time.

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Bbasher 1 point ago +2 / -1

Basic clones? Why couldn't we be the 501st?

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InfoWarl0rd 0 points ago +1 / -1

Lefty is beating his meat and it's feeling so good. Suddenly, Trump pops up and says "we won by a lot". After this happens to him hundreds of times, Lefty finds he's grown rather fond of the idea of Trump winning by a lot. In fact, the thought of it arouses him. Next thing you know, he's on TDW 18 hours a day giving fat updoots to his fellow pedes

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InfoWarl0rd 0 points ago +1 / -1

Lefty is beating his meat and it's feeling so good. Suddenly, Trump pops up and says "we won by a lot". After this happens to him hundreds of times, Lefty finds he's grown rather fond of the idea of Trump winning by a lot. In fact, the thought of it arouses him. Next thing you know, he's on TDW 18 hours a day giving fat updoots to his fellow pedes

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