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posted ago by Realwomenfortrump ago by Realwomenfortrump +2027 / -1

Nancy did not show up to her impeachment hearing for GEOTUS today. She had a fill in and the hearing lasted 11 minutes.

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TEXinLA 128 points ago +128 / -0

Too much ice cream and booze yesterday.

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Tcrlaf1 39 points ago +39 / -0

Dementia episode...

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Marshall2 20 points ago +20 / -0

Damned Vodka Floats...

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Red_Hibiscus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wait, that sounds delicious!

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njb425 12 points ago +12 / -0

what Tex said

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NYRepublican72 8 points ago +8 / -0

Probably still shit faced.

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Here_we_go 6 points ago +7 / -1

Ccp has her tucked away for her own safety. Playing trump speeches loud, bound to a chair with toothpicks to keep her eyes open.

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Onemoretime11 8 points ago +8 / -0

probably having her communist hair done

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Atldtw 2 points ago +2 / -0

At the 4 seasons

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Oleglory 56 points ago +57 / -1

Gitmo?

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jpower 42 points ago +42 / -0

nah she and Pence had a few last night and didn't make it out of the bar

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john_smokin 24 points ago +24 / -0

but Pence's wife was there because he could never be in the room alone with another woman. kids on the other hand, she probably lets him roll solo

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jpower 7 points ago +7 / -0

all very true

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pelosi is many things, but a woman is not one. She may have a cloaca.

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MAGA_100X 3 points ago +3 / -0

soon

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sneaky428 44 points ago +44 / -0

Feckless CUNT

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DZP1 5 points ago +5 / -0

You're being far too nice to her!

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cusp-of-carabelli 6 points ago +6 / -0

Rotten feckless cunt.

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zedrexvsyrex 2 points ago +2 / -0

*thundercunt

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TrumpTheory 38 points ago +38 / -0

Please tell me she is under arrest!!!

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ProphetOfKek 25 points ago +26 / -1

She’s under arrest.

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ProphetOfKek 16 points ago +16 / -0

No not really.

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jpower 15 points ago +15 / -0

she's over arrest

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sixfingerdildo 2 points ago +2 / -0

she's taking arrest

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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Hanging_Chad 12 points ago +12 / -0

She's evading arrest

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Two_Scoops__ 3 points ago +3 / -0

username checks out

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Italianshamrock 2 points ago +2 / -0

She arrested

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iSignedUpForThis 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think there's a only a 1% chance of this but what if Trump's announcement is "This morning, Nancy Pelosi was arrested for ...".

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RS34ME 6 points ago +6 / -0

She's still searching for that pesky laptop, stolen by those pesky kids.

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ricknmontana 1 point ago +2 / -1

under ground (6 feet hopefully)

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Oleglory 21 points ago +21 / -0

Hung Over?

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deleted 11 points ago +11 / -0
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SheikFromMozambake 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm looking forward to the day when 2/3rds of Congress is well hung.

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Hanging_Chad 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's a hangedover

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john_smokin 1 point ago +1 / -0

we need her in the pillory first. let us all have a toss

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mjs001 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would be hung under

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RustyTiara7 19 points ago +19 / -0

Perhaps she’s reviewing the CCP troops training across our northern border.

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Cryptops 19 points ago +19 / -0

She had to mend her skin suit to still look human. Her face prosthetics were starting to sag and showing her hidden scales

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wonderfulusa 18 points ago +18 / -0

Maybe, she was 'detained' and couldn't show up today ? ...OH, Sorry, I O.D.'d on Hopium last night and it is still in my system.

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IHeartMyDoggy 15 points ago +15 / -0

She’s probably out buying golden impeachment pens

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[email protected] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Out of all these suggestions, you're probably right.

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Mrs_Fonebone 14 points ago +16 / -2

Can you tell us where you learned this?

Maybe reality has finally dawned on her--either that, or she's conspiring with some of her insiders Also, remember she's Italian, from an Italian crime family and Italy is in deep do-do now for aiding in the election fraud. She better trade in those spiked heels for some running shoes!

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AIRHORN4TRUMP 8 points ago +8 / -0

https://live.house.gov/

When they open up there is a letter from pelosi designating Debbie Dingell to act as Speaker pro tempore for today.

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Mrs_Fonebone 2 points ago +4 / -2

Damn, I would love to think she's been ..."detained."

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jennyfrutex 14 points ago +14 / -0

She's taking her weekly bath in the blood of young girls, Elizabeth Bathory-style.

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Jaggie 5 points ago +5 / -0

The sad thing is, I can't tell if you're joking.

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namechangearoo 14 points ago +14 / -0

I hope she’s in fucking gitmo

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CyrusKingOfAnshan 8 points ago +8 / -0

That video is 8 minutes long

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pearlrevolver 5 points ago +5 / -0

They edited it. It used to be a lot longer. Now you hear right away that Pelosi isn't there.

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namechangearoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was the last one the voted on procedurally. I’m not sure what it actually meant.

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minotaurbeach 6 points ago +6 / -0

NOW they pray? a week ago they would only call God- 'the thing'

She named someone else - to take her place as speaker- so, she is in hiding ready to flee with money- or arrested.

She did tell the military to ignore the President's orders, and tried to overthrow the government.

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Chuj 10 points ago +10 / -0

Impeachment is a bluff. Any Senate trial would allow Trump to discuss why he claims fraud. The Dems cannot allow the public to be exposed to... God forbid... The truth

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nanowerx 9 points ago +9 / -0

Such a Constitutional/Security Crisis that Nancy and friends went home this weekend and still haven't returned.

They are really showing the menace that Donald J Trump is to this Country, so important they couldn't even get to DC to remove him today...

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Throwaway9001 9 points ago +9 / -0

Probably is hungover

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CannonballJunior 1 point ago +1 / -0

+1

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Jack_HinsonTN 8 points ago +9 / -1

Source?

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AIRHORN4TRUMP 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://live.house.gov/

When they open up there is a letter from pelosi designating Debbie Dingell to act as Speaker pro tempore for today.

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Jack_HinsonTN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks, hope she's not just changing her depends.

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Tyrant597 8 points ago +8 / -0

Old hag got the coof?

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Stormyg603 7 points ago +7 / -0

Will resume 9am tomorrow if Pence refuses 25th amendment

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Butter_and_Meatloaf 7 points ago +7 / -0

The vodka literally will not drink itself.

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lb33 7 points ago +8 / -1

hmmm something maybe brewing

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smartass 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mentally or physically?

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MakingArrowsOrange 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes

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mushroomhead 6 points ago +6 / -0

When was 60MIN taped? I heard they got her at the boarder on Saturday nite here on thedonald. ???

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Themodsrfags 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably Thursday or Friday

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CannonballJunior 5 points ago +5 / -0

From Gab:

Catturd @Catturd 7h

I bet Nancy Pelosi's breath smells like vodka, moth balls, and satan.

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GameOnGlobalists 5 points ago +5 / -0

Had an urgent blood transfusion appointment.

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DoomerBoyo 5 points ago +6 / -1

source?

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AIRHORN4TRUMP 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://live.house.gov/

When they open up there is a letter from pelosi designating Debbie Dingell to act as Speaker pro tempore for today.

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WuTangFlu2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

She’s too hungover. Panic drinking.

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The_Memetect 4 points ago +4 / -0

what was the outcome? i didn't watch it

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JiXinping 2 points ago +2 / -0

Adjourned. Someone objected.

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Realwomenfortrump [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is a fill in.. right from the commie media

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Themodsrfags 4 points ago +5 / -1

Why does everyone say, source? Look it up.

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AIRHORN4TRUMP 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you can't find this simple information on your own I have no hope for you.

Literally goto house.gov and check.

Meeting minutes are here along with a complete video of the session today. https://live.house.gov/

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giggitybooped 4 points ago +4 / -0

She's likely to see whatever she's scheming on with other Reeepublocrats as more important that 15 minutes of formalities to get an expected objection and a day to debate it.

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Pixelated-Patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe her conscious is finally getting to her ... just kidding, she couldn't find her dentures this morning.

P.S. FBI, I was at work by then.

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Tugboatguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

With out her baby blood morning "bloody Mary" she didn't have her un-natural strength and had to act her age....80

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morum 3 points ago +3 / -0

decided against doing a green screen call-in from gitmo when they wouldn't let her change out of the orange jumpsuit.

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AIRHORN4TRUMP 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can watch congress work for 11 minutes today here: with a summary on the side:

https://live.house.gov/

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mike232 3 points ago +5 / -2

Source?

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Zebra11 3 points ago +3 / -0

Could you post where you saw it ?pls&ty.

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namechangearoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just watch the last 3 minutes

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Zebra11 2 points ago +2 / -0

I haven't watch "news" like that in so long I forgot how much they ramble about nothing.

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namechangearoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

God awful. I turned off Fox News on election night and haven’t watched MSM news since.

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Lioncat331 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably drunk 🥴

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Sumarongi 3 points ago +3 / -0

4414

Red3 ?

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Kotrin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Time for baby blood infusion

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Tilethewall2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Introduction of article of impeachment. I believe it was voted down?

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Cloudrdr 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't think they got that kind of time.

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Whirlybot 3 points ago +3 / -0

He won't be able to run again. 10 years maximum allowed for a person in the US Presidency.

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Mrsattorney 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hmmmm

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BlackSalt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, that doesn't bode well for the old booze hound, does it?

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Licensetomeme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorse?!?!?

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