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NANCY DIDN'T SHOW UP TODAY
posted ago by Realwomenfortrump ago by Realwomenfortrump +2027 / -1

Nancy did not show up to her impeachment hearing for GEOTUS today. She had a fill in and the hearing lasted 11 minutes.

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– TEXinLA 128 points ago +128 / -0

Too much ice cream and booze yesterday.

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– Tcrlaf1 39 points ago +39 / -0

Dementia episode...

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– Marshall2 20 points ago +20 / -0

Damned Vodka Floats...

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– Red_Hibiscus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wait, that sounds delicious!

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– njb425 12 points ago +12 / -0

what Tex said

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– NYRepublican72 8 points ago +8 / -0

Probably still shit faced.

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– Here_we_go 6 points ago +7 / -1

Ccp has her tucked away for her own safety. Playing trump speeches loud, bound to a chair with toothpicks to keep her eyes open.

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– Onemoretime11 8 points ago +8 / -0

probably having her communist hair done

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– Atldtw 2 points ago +2 / -0

At the 4 seasons

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