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NANCY DIDN'T SHOW UP TODAY
posted ago by Realwomenfortrump ago by Realwomenfortrump +2027 / -1

Nancy did not show up to her impeachment hearing for GEOTUS today. She had a fill in and the hearing lasted 11 minutes.

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– TrumpTheory 38 points ago +38 / -0

Please tell me she is under arrest!!!

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– ProphetOfKek 25 points ago +26 / -1

She’s under arrest.

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– ProphetOfKek 16 points ago +16 / -0

No not really.

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– jpower 15 points ago +15 / -0

she's over arrest

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– sixfingerdildo 2 points ago +2 / -0

she's taking arrest

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– deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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– Hanging_Chad 12 points ago +12 / -0

She's evading arrest

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– Two_Scoops__ 3 points ago +3 / -0

username checks out

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– Italianshamrock 2 points ago +2 / -0

She arrested

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– iSignedUpForThis 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think there's a only a 1% chance of this but what if Trump's announcement is "This morning, Nancy Pelosi was arrested for ...".

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– RS34ME 6 points ago +6 / -0

She's still searching for that pesky laptop, stolen by those pesky kids.

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– ricknmontana 1 point ago +2 / -1

under ground (6 feet hopefully)

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