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Tommie119 32 points ago +33 / -1

She is going to administer articles of impeachment and invoke the 25th amendment!!!! She doesn’t show up!!!!

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Slenderman 18 points ago +18 / -0

Good point shes probably in one of her many multi million dollar mansions eating 13 dollar pints of ice cream.

WHILE YOU PEASANTS GET CRUMBS OFF THE FLOOR AKA AMERICAN PEOPLE WERE NOT WORTH 600 DOLLARS

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jpower 7 points ago +7 / -0

hmmm wonder what kind of ice cream....

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Slenderman 12 points ago +12 / -0

Probably fish farts donkey ass and unicorn sprinkles

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ElectronicSlurm69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like an obama or biden flavor. Chunky Moochie. I looked and Jeni's is making a biden flavor, I think thats the brand pelousy had fridges full of.

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NicklePickle 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know it’s one of Ben and Jerry’s flavors.

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theReallyRealRJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ben & Jerry's newest: FFDA & US. Right next to "Taste of Victimhood" or "Pecan Resist" or whatever they're into these days.

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sfp6 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because fish farts and donkey ass are just not as good without unicorn sprinkles.

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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I_Love_45-70_Gov 3 points ago +3 / -0

Straight Vodka. Just a guess, but most likely accurate

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theReallyRealRJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

My simple ass is wholly satisfied with the chocolate soft serve from Golden Corral. Where do you have to get to to need to spend $13 on a pint to get the same endorphin high?

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outlaw 15 points ago +15 / -0

Happy hour.

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PnSatTDdotW 6 points ago +6 / -0

Awoman

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jpower 3 points ago +3 / -0

awol

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SuperDuperHypersonic 2 points ago +2 / -0

aborder

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FuckRioters 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hangover

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wonderfulusa 15 points ago +15 / -0

...Too early to sing : "Ding Dong, the bitch is dead " ?

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TearofLys 13 points ago +13 / -0

She's passed out drunk somewhere.

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deleted 11 points ago +13 / -2
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DoomerBoyo 13 points ago +14 / -1

Yes especially because it's totally normal for the national guard to surround the capitol while nancy pelosi's laptop is presumably stolen.

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Liberty_or_Death 0 points ago +2 / -2

It would be after people stormed the capitol before the most divisive inauguration in the last 150 or so years.

I don't think there is a ton to read into with the Natguard in DC.

Here's to hoping I'm wrong though.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nobody stormed shit. They were escorted in.

Antifags broke a few windows...nothing more.

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DonjuantheDon 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are

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FudgyFudgeBots 8 points ago +8 / -0

I read in a chat board last night that some witches got together and cursed her. Lol.

Who knows, maybe magic works after all.

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ElectronicSlurm69 6 points ago +6 / -0

Corn pop was a bad dude🌽

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WeCharity 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably had a salon appointment.

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NorthernPatriotAlly 4 points ago +4 / -0

Coincidentally..

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DoomerBoyo 3 points ago +4 / -1

lol coincidentally the capitol is surrounded by the national guard and these guys are telling us what the fuck is what.

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jpower 2 points ago +2 / -0

are the DC national guard based?

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SHALL_NOT 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m pretty sure that almost all of the guard is based. Every guardsmen I’ve known basically wanted to just get military training and be minutemen.

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arminius009- 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's had a few too many chocolate vodka martinis. Fuck that bitch. hopefully she choked out. non violently of course.

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jpower 4 points ago +4 / -0

mostly peaceful

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ltpayne 3 points ago +3 / -0

had to grab some ice cream..

but really, is it because knew her shit was gonna get blocked by a vote?

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FL_Trumpnado 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe she start day drinking way early in the morning.........kek

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lst1194 2 points ago +2 / -0

LETS HOPE THE BITCH DIED.

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TIMEISMINE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Red_3

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T-Bear 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's Monday, she's an alcoholic...yeah, she'll miss this.

On Jake Tapper, James Clyburn said they aren't pushing this hard because "they ant to give Biden his first 100 days to get his footing, then they will see."

This impeachment isn't polling well. Mr. "Cocaine" has said it was DOA in the Senate, and Rasmussen is showing Trump's popularity is going UP after the DC protest, not down.

Bad day for the Democrats today.

I will think it is something if Nancy is absent not only for the rest of today, but also for the next couple of days.

Today - not putting much stock into it. Typical alcoholic's behavior and the realization petty politics isn't playing well.