Hey guys, i've got this genius plan. Hear me out:

Lets build a coalition of welfare queens, childless women, junkies and perverts. We will go around for a few years and alienate everybody we talk to, then we will start attacking the police and burning down people's busniesses.

Next, we will find the most obviously corrupt creeper on the planet and nominate him for president.

Here's the genius bit: We will stuff some ballot boxes in full view of the public, and we will take special care to make sure the military know we stole their votes specifically.

I really don't see what could possibly go wrong with this plan. It's gonna be brilliant. Who's on board?