posted ago by SmeeeeeAgain ago by SmeeeeeAgain +6 / -1

The FBI is looking for me in connection with the Capitol LARP. I didn't break anything, steal anything or hurt anyone. I'm scared with all the talk of treason charges.

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QUEEFY-VANDERSNATCH 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lawyer up. Do not talk to them.

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Zebra11 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lawyer up, don't talk without one! And make sure your lawyer is based!

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Subcomm 4 points ago +4 / -0

Say “I don’t answer questions”and lawyer up

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PubliusInvictus 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would suggest you consult a lawyer.

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Sicsempertyrannis76 4 points ago +4 / -0

If true. Get lawyer, lay very low. Meaning don't post about it on here.

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KilroyJCNJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Answer ZERO questions without a lawyer.

FBI: “Nice day, isn’t it?”

You: “I dunno...”

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FUSnowflake 2 points ago +2 / -0

Quit trolling.

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SmeeeeeAgain [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really, REALLY wish I was.

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LegatusGandire 1 point ago +2 / -1

Consult the bible. It has good advice for what to do when you're persecuted. You may lose everything but be fine with that. Stand behind what you believe.

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BaldEagles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hide your dog.