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JohnCocktoastin 23 points ago +23 / -0

Patton is one of the most fascinating people to read about. He believed he was a continually reincarnated warrior and had fought in historical battles. He even had his aide take him on a drive around the countryside to find the site where he fought some historical battle. Crazy shit. One thing is for sure: Germans feared nobody like they feared him.

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ModernDayMao 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was gonna say he claimed to be Julius Caesar.

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Lepreco-Inc 2 points ago +2 / -0

He also didn’t flinch from chasing vets out of dc at bayonet point for the aweful crime of wanting what they where promised and trying to hang around and complain till given it.

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morrowlane 19 points ago +19 / -0

"We fought the wrong enemy."

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genghiskern 11 points ago +12 / -1

The Nazi's were bad but the Communists are worse. Like way worse.

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morrowlane 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Nazi party was formed in response to and specifically to fight communism in Germany.

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belugas 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes. Statistically. Mainstream narrative has completely forgot about the Holodomor while glorifying the Holocaust

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NeverNotTrump 17 points ago +17 / -0

Patton died: December 21, 1945
Trump born: June 14, 1946

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Foghorn-leghorn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Patton's soul at the Pearly Gates. A weary-eyed St. Peter greets him at a golden podium.

St. Peter: Well, well, well. Welcome back. A decade short from the normal lifespan these days, but I'll admit you made it pretty far this time. The Big Guy want's to have a chat with you upstairs, he's not too happy about this whole "recycling" business you're very fond of. It's creating a nightmare in HR. The meetings...the paperwork... Listen a decision has been made. We're transferring you over to the people at Nirvana. Your Karma score could be better but they're much better equipped to deal with you. It's a silo thing, you understand. But if you play your cards right, I hear Valhalla would probably take you. Odin has taken a keen liking to you over there. Now I need you to sign a few things...

Patton: What's on your wings? Why are they so ruffled?

St. Peter: Hmm?

[Turns around shoulder to look at angelic wings]

St. Peter: Uhh...they've been molting on month. It happens when I'm stressed...

[Starts plucking loose feathers]

St. Peter:...No thanks to you, y'all have been very busy downstairs, which means my office is very busy. Lucky me...now I need you to sign...

[Turns around. Patton is gone.]

St. Peter: (sigh, picks up phone) Yeah, get me HR. It's about Patton. He's gone...he's doing it again.

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Cdope45 13 points ago +13 / -0

And the commies killed Patton.

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C2me 12 points ago +12 / -0

and they silenced Patton in the end. Let's hope that doesn't happen here.

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crazyfingers619 8 points ago +8 / -0

"A good plan violently executed right now is far better than a perfect plan executed next week."

In this respect they are opposites. Trump is the peacetime Patton

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Testosteroneape2000 7 points ago +7 / -0

Striking resemblance especially in the thumbnail.

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congruent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uncanny.

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morrowlane 4 points ago +4 / -0

"When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball players, the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. Now, I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans."

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Gold-Eyed-Cat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Truth. America loves an underdog. And we love a winner. We do not tolerate a loser.

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CovfefeVideo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same with Mitt Romney and Franklin Pierce. Weird.

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same with Nancy Pelosi and Cruella di Vil.

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renata_h 1 point ago +1 / -0

Take it back Patriot. Patton was assassinated in the end.

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Abarth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let’s hope the deep state doesn’t murder him like Patton

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iamherefortheluls 0 points ago +1 / -1

10 hour account trolling

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SirPokeSmottington -2 points ago +1 / -3

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VOODOOLULZ -3 points ago +2 / -5

maybe start talking to ur fellow magapedes about setting up a maga party, or gofundmes for ppl that need it in the community, or troll twitter, or make vids to upset the left, or make ppl laugh to raise spirits. i think this constant worship of trump is going nowhere. im sorry thats my opinion. good luck on ur endeavors