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LoobintheToobin 11 points ago +11 / -0

I fancy the cut of your jib

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Rageof4wa 4 points ago +4 / -0

OK, this is fucking hilarious. Especially when your mind does the "Ah but you have seen them" line in the Jack Sparrow voice!

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MagaChamp253 3 points ago +3 / -0

as much a douche depp is - I DO sincerely enjoy the early Jack Sparrow character. Absolute perfect depiction of the swashbuckling, womanizing, anti-heo, if ever there was.

  • "Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.”
  • “No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder.”
  • “I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.”
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The_MAGA_Destroyer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Depp said in an interview that he saw pirates as the rock stars of their era. That's the reason he patterned Jack Sparrow after Keith Richards.

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MagaChamp253 2 points ago +2 / -0

Drunken, self-centered, happy when under the influence of anything.. I think he nailed it LOL

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chahn1138 2 points ago +2 / -0

NAILED IT!

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ProudlyConservative 2 points ago +2 / -0

Johnny Depp is a DUMB F**K

LONDON — Johnny Depp has been no fan of President Donald Trump, but the Hollywood star took his rhetoric up a level when he raised the prospect of the president being killed.

“When was the last time an actor assassinated a president?” he asked a cheering crowd at the Glastonbury music festival in the U.K. on Thursday night. “Now I want to clarify, I am not an actor. I lie for a living. However, it’s been awhile and maybe it’s time.”

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

lul