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Rugar22 170 points ago +171 / -1

Elon just passed Bezos as the richest man in the world too lol.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet [S] 95 points ago +97 / -2

Those lists are based off declared income, we have no idea who the true richest man in the world is, but it most likely isn't either one of them.

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Jackdagger 58 points ago +60 / -2

This. Richest probably in the trillions already.

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slangin_paint 47 points ago +47 / -0

They definitely have enough to stay off the list.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet [S] 22 points ago +23 / -1

No way the heads of every major drug cartel don't have that much already, yet alone the old money deep shadow ruling oligarchs.

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MrChadsAlot 26 points ago +26 / -0

Yeah, it's more than likely banking families.

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Scooby 26 points ago +26 / -0

If you are knighted by the Queen of England then you don't have to disclose your wealth. Many Rothschilds. I believe they make up 9 of the top 10 individuals per estimates but I think the real money is at the Vatican.

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dickwagger 18 points ago +18 / -0

Yep. I haven't had to disclose my wealth to anyone ever since...

--Knight Dickwagger

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Comingupblank 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sir Dickwagger Duke of cuntington

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prayinpede 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have no idea why "Knight dickwagger" made me laugh so much

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cuckslasher 11 points ago +11 / -0

imagine interest on 2000 years of savings and looting lmao

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IncredibleMrE1 9 points ago +9 / -0

R_th$ch!_d

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Fatfucker 7 points ago +7 / -0

They are, the "richest" lists dont include "royalty" which are trillionares already and most in the same family, rothschild

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Kraznaya 5 points ago +5 / -0

Its heresay, but I've heard numerous times that there are certain families out there with wealth well into the trillions from the people who manage their finances.

I believe it.

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MerchantMan99 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does it matter?. The Fed can credit itself 900 trillion with the push of a button.

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FutureMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

The ones they destroy are the people who have to work for their money, as printing these gargantuan amounts just shoots up inflation to the stratosphere. But of course, they don't care.

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Hokage_Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's speculated that the Rothschild family is worth 500 Trillion. They own most, if not all the central banks of the world.

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HaitchElGee 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've seen theories the Rothschilds are actually just the public face of another, almost unknown, even richer family called the Payseurs. I know very little beyond that, but might be something interesting to dig into.

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Honk4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Xi is for sure.

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DroolingElmo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yo Xiden will never make the list, Xi won't let underlings make more than a few million in pittance

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Rugar22 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fair argument.

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ATOZED 12 points ago +12 / -0

ELon Buy amazon and smash it into a billion cornershops PLEASE

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d_bokk 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bezos's probably over-compensating with the Parler ban because he's jealous at how much better SpaceX is compared to Blue Balls or whatever his gay ass company is named.

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VapingTrumpsPiss 58 points ago +59 / -1

I love Elon. I believe he truly wants people to be free, while also pushing us towards the scifi future we deserve.

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JokerPede 20 points ago +20 / -0

He's in my list of top 10 favorite humans for sure.

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gormmmm 29 points ago +29 / -0

We just had a White sub-Saharan African (Elon Musk) launch a spacecraft and several satellites while Black sub-Saharan Africans destroyed several cities.

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GeneralBob 6 points ago +6 / -0

Go away with your facts REEeeeEeEeE

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obamagavemeaphone 5 points ago +5 / -0

He wants us all to be cyborgs.... advocates hard for neural brain nets..

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VapingTrumpsPiss 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah I'm fine with that.

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obamagavemeaphone -3 points ago +2 / -5

Oh... well get the vaccine then. It's full of nanotech.

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VapingTrumpsPiss 5 points ago +6 / -1

No it's not. Lol.

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VapingTrumpsPiss 6 points ago +6 / -0

Look you extremely aggressive person. I honestly thought you were talking more about nanobots than the literal scale of the molecules in the vaccine. I'm aware it is an mRNA vaccine. I thought you were just being a faggot troll.

And for the record, I won't take the vaccine because I don't need it. My immune system can pay it's fucking rent. Lmao. I'm 28 and a healthy man. It can do the job evolution set it up to do.

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Hokage_Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Elon Musk trying to go full Cyberpunk.

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bf4truth 32 points ago +33 / -1

lmao, give em a taste of their own medicine

apple google and twitter products are now BANNED from the internet for their assistance w/ human genocide and China

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Lol_Garrus 26 points ago +26 / -0

Based Elon to Silicon Valley: "Look at me, I am the tech overlord now!"

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BritGroyper 23 points ago +25 / -2

I know Elon doesn't come across as a total cuck, but I honestly have very little trust in anyone right now. How do we know he won't use it against us?

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cuckslasher 12 points ago +12 / -0

elon got hair implants

imagine being a billionaire and getting hair implants

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rusty_spittoon 6 points ago +6 / -0

Exactly what I was thinking, this seems great right now but what happens when musk retires or something and new people take over... We gotta just let people be and stop trying to shut each other down

We must be better than the left, we build our own and still let them use it and not fall into this authoritarian censorship bullshit

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tdmort 3 points ago +4 / -1

Someone missed out on the TSLA pump

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Ryanaissance 11 points ago +11 / -0

No wonder my internet has been slow lately. I've been connecting to the Martian one.

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sentient-potato 11 points ago +11 / -0

Starlink cannot come soon enough.

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OwnaLib87 8 points ago +8 / -0

Musk parallels our agenda more often then some of the elite, but I certainly don’t trust him. From what I can tell he’s all for the transhumanism future.

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ca18det 6 points ago +6 / -0

He is. I believe he does it with good intentions but he should know all about all the Eric Schmidt types who see this as the ticket to an eternal ruling class served by a docile cattlepeople.

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Cheesus 5 points ago +5 / -0

He does it with good intentions knowing that someone else with bad intentions will be working on it as well. He’s explicitly said that about his stance on Ai

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JackSharpScribe 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you were a researcher / scientist, what more could you do aside from working on a new tech with good intentions in the hopes of beating out the people working on it with bad intentions? The continual progress of technology is inevitable, which is why America* needs to be first for every development, because America's hands are more trustworthy than others.

*Obviously I don't trust the government much after the 6th but in general I'd rather America be the one to make nukes than Nazi Germany.

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TurdManJones 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is and he's not hiding it at all.

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MerchantMan99 2 points ago +2 / -0

Him being for or against it is irrelevant. There WILL be transhuman future. What if a chip is developed that can increase memory capacity and learning power by 50%? Everyone will get it just to keep up with everyone else.

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OwnaLib87 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s where you’re wrong bucko. Religious argument aside (you know Christians won’t be taking any chips) why would you trust the same big tech doing the things they are doing to put a chip in you? Are you insane?

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MerchantMan99 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not saying I'm going to be first in line. I won't be. But let's say one year passes and it proves to work. Only the richest will have access to them due to high cost. Then 2nd year passes and now the top 20% can afford it. 3rd year passes and the results are clearly there. People who have it are crushing their peers who don't at every intellectual competition there is. It's not even close. It becomes an even hotter ticket item than smart phones, laptops, microwaves, you name it.

Then what happens? I can't NOT have one, just for the sake of competition in the market. I'll be a bumbling idiot compared to everyone else. So what's the alternative at that point? Completely disconnect from society and live like the unabomber? No thanks.

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Scroon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your point is proven by the ubiquity and necessity of smart phones. There were and are people holding out against them, but the vast majority are required to use them to perform work in modern society.

Like all technology, the chips will first come as a convenience and then they will become a necessity.

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UltimateMastermind 7 points ago +7 / -0

Get fucking rekt. AHAHAHA

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jeffwingersballs 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you don't like it, build your own satelite.

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IloveDJT2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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Brownwaterboys 5 points ago +5 / -0

The richest African American is a white dude :D

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StopTheMindvirus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Richest man is African American.

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de9ebkmd7 3 points ago +4 / -1

I don't want Elon to have that kind of power. I don't want anyone to have that kind of power. Period.

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TheMAGAlorian787 3 points ago +3 / -0

Based Elon needs to do this!!

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h4b1t 2 points ago +2 / -0

More than creating his own Social media platform Musk could do this country a great service by supplying capital investment to free thinking startups. The current system has these companies going to big money in Silicon Valley and Wall Street. Elon could change the paradigm.

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end_of_globalism 2 points ago +2 / -0

Top Kek <right here

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UseMask2WipeAss 2 points ago +2 / -0

God bless Elon, a master patriot of the resistance!

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GetRightNews 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe this is what the Space Force was for? Protecting Musk as he set up his satellite farm.

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LifeLibertyHappiness 2 points ago +2 / -0

SpaceX has been launching Satellites for SPACE FORCE, trumps new military branch: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.space.com/amp/spacex-launches-gps-sv04-navigation-satellite-space-force

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Theredpump555 1 point ago +1 / -0

Quote that stood out to me...

That announcement is a first for national-security payloads and could result in savings of nearly $53 million for American taxpayers across the two flights, Space Force officials said.

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SaltySlug 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just had a belly laugh

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dad (Elon), Markie and Jackie aren’t playing fair! Dad enters...

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I knew he would.

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William_Wallace 2 points ago +2 / -0

.. you sure he's not from Venus....

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not sure of anything anymore.

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TheEnclave89 1 point ago +1 / -0

Adeptus Mechanicus to the rescue?

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Donger-Lord2 1 point ago +2 / -1

Glad he’s on our side.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

For now at least.

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Donger-Lord2 1 point ago +2 / -1

Never know if someone it’s controlled opposition.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

Coming from a handshake makes that extra funny.

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Donger-Lord2 2 points ago +2 / -0

My main account was Donger-Lord before I had to be banned because some commie reported me to the cloudfare police.

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de9ebkmd7 4 points ago +4 / -0

He set an example: Leave South Africa.

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Shmioighan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh noooo, now the corporations are going to find out the price of convenience is now apparently servitude?

Well, anyway.

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Filo76 1 point ago +1 / -0

Am I the only one furrowing my brow at "to protect the Internet on Earth and Mars"??

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rubberkidney 1 point ago +1 / -0

starlink is going to be niche service that will be expensive and you will have to have special equipment to utilize.

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PropagandaWizard1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

How long till the Deep State attacks Musk? If he doesn't play ball they have ways of making people disappear.

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svlem 1 point ago +1 / -0

fuuUUUUUUuck don't put him on the spotlight, they'll want to zogg him

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FlyinHeadlock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Come on Elon. New hightech National Texas Army. Ironman suits. DO IT.

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Brownwaterboys 1 point ago +1 / -0

My favorite African American.

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Haven91 1 point ago +1 / -0

OMG, EPIC MOVE!

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grndmrshlgando 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only thing worse than communism is space communism

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obamagavemeaphone 1 point ago +1 / -0

SPAMMUNISM!

Communisim... in SPACE!

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TyrannyBuster 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just find it hard to trust anyone these days.

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CanadianTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

does google or facebook not have a satelite?

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Shitposter69 1 point ago +1 / -0

What happens when lefties take over the company (like has already happened with tons of companies) and decides to abuse this?

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FBmartyr 0 points ago +1 / -1

Smart guy is Elon.

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FBmartyr 0 points ago +1 / -1

Smart guy is Elon.

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FBmartyr 0 points ago +1 / -1

Smart guy is Elon.

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FBmartyr 0 points ago +1 / -1

Smart guy is Elon.