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EmyAmeGPGM 23 points ago +23 / -0

and the Mexicans will be paying for his inauguration!

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ProphetOfKek 20 points ago +20 / -0

I’d be moving tomorrow. No lie.

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TrumpWinz 4 points ago +4 / -0

NUKE THE SWAMP!!!

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Eddard_Stark_03 3 points ago +3 / -0

Unlikely! He will be President of all the States!

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brutustyberius 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ll never forget it.

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refresco 3 points ago +3 / -0

Better go and clean up Austin before focusing on the rest of the country.

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trumpistheman2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

But on a serious note, why the Alamo???

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MontanaWorx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its either that or Waco??

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meredithcat2017 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not “the Alamo”. Alamo, TX is a town outside of McAllen

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trumpistheman2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hmmm. That still seems like an odd place. Basically the border. Wonder what the significance is there.

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meredithcat2017 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not “the Alamo”. Alamo, TX is a town outside of McAllen

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T-Bear 1 point ago +1 / -0

His first order of business would be to break the Texas Swamp - break the stranglehold the Bush political clan has on Texas politics.

Doable, as he has already beaten them on the national stage...

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Ridiculousposter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Waiting and willing to sign onto it.

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MontanaWorx 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm warning you, I'm a screamer!

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Qbaby 1 point ago +1 / -0

More bricks! Make it YUGE!

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beaglescoutman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden could never work at the Alamo... there's no basement!

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Sisenik 1 point ago +2 / -1

In other news: Bat Boy and Sasquatch have offspring.

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TexasSupreme [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Holy shit. HUGE if true

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Qbaby 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well there are the Obummer children ......

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VooDooWizzy -5 points ago +10 / -15

Alamo city not building dummy stop wasting space and peoples time and spreading misinformation go jerk off if ur that bored

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TexasSupreme [S] 27 points ago +27 / -0

It was a joke ya fuckin chromosome hoarder.

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TrumpTrain425 13 points ago +13 / -0

Lol. Chromosome hoarder, definitely stealing that.

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Feddny 7 points ago +7 / -0

Save some chromosomes for the rest of us

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Licensetomeme 3 points ago +3 / -0

There’s enough to go around.

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TrumpChampBelt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Swear to God all the low energy reddit retards who can't take a joke have come here recently

I thought it was funny.

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Vanpool 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂

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PoliticiansAreWhores 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's clearly a joke. Welcome to TDW and grow a sense of humor.

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Licensetomeme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Humour is banned, you bigot.