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posted ago by Pelosi_Halitosis ago by Pelosi_Halitosis +1067 / -0

So I noticed my daughter's savings account disappeared from my online banking account. I called the bank, hoping she didn't drain +$20k. They told me that the account went to inactive status, the goof on the phone couldn't reactivate the account. He said, just make a small deposit and once or twice a year transfer a few bucks into the account. I went with a deposit slip and $5. The fucking teller said I needed an ID to deposit cash, so I sent him my state issued CCL. The fucking dweeb said it wasn't a valid form of identification, he needed my driver's license. Yeah, I'm laundering money depositing a fucking finski into a UTMA savings account! Get me the fuck off this POS planet!

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Activate_Trump_Card 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mine in TX does. Contains everything your DL does including DL number, picture, height, and eye color. But it also includes hair color and weight whereas the DL does not.

Clown teller at clown bank in clown city in clown world.

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Pelosi_Halitosis [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

It has the same information, but a CCL number rather than a DL number. It's state issued ID, it even has the picture I took at the DMV, not the one I sent in when I applied. My DL is difficult to retrieve from my wallet, it gets stuck to a plastic window thing, I never need it. My gun card, I use that all the time! That's why I supplied it first, he asked for ID.