So I noticed my daughter's savings account disappeared from my online banking account. I called the bank, hoping she didn't drain +$20k. They told me that the account went to inactive status, the goof on the phone couldn't reactivate the account. He said, just make a small deposit and once or twice a year transfer a few bucks into the account. I went with a deposit slip and $5. The fucking teller said I needed an ID to deposit cash, so I sent him my state issued CCL. The fucking dweeb said it wasn't a valid form of identification, he needed my driver's license. Yeah, I'm laundering money depositing a fucking finski into a UTMA savings account! Get me the fuck off this POS planet!
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My banks started doing that, too a while ago, including having to show my ID to deposit cash into my own account!
I have a absolutely no need to ever go into a branch bank, I avoid doing so as much as possible. It's the saddest place to be. I used to be a branch banker years ago, I know what a CTR is, but this was a meager $5.00! Fine, maybe you can launder money in any increment. Nobody is going to start laundering money by making a $5.00 deposit to an account that's had no activity for 2 years.