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MillionDollarDon2020 285 points ago +291 / -6

This is me without the girlfriend 🤣🤣

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 187 points ago +194 / -7

How can you survive without constant instructions? I envy you.

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WhitePowerRanger 140 points ago +143 / -3

I control my own life

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Jack_Dupp 88 points ago +89 / -1

That username tho 😂

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WhitePowerRanger 74 points ago +75 / -1

Lol it’s a joke from racing motorcycles. We all look like power rangers in our gear. Then one day I decided to make it a username to piss reddit fags off. It worked beautifully. Now I’ve had it for well over 3 years and I’m tickled pink people still find it amusing =)

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 23 points ago +24 / -1

The white power ranger is a myth. The real power rangers are led by a Native American, followed by a Mexican, a black, an Indonesian, an Asian, and a feminist.

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Emperorvoid 18 points ago +18 / -0

Indy Pro Wrestler here, years ago I had a match with a black guy who was a friend of mine. I worked heel, badguy, for years, and always had my own antics. It was expected by other wrestlers and fans. One particular match with this guy, the ref got knocked down, I pulled out a baggy of white powder, grabbed a bunch, threw it directly in his face and yelled out WHITE POWDER. Only those in the back and the fans that have gotten accustomed to my sense of humor laughed. My buddy after the match told me he thought it was hilarious.

You bringing up WhitePowerRanger's name brought that memory back.

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rossiFan 27 points ago +29 / -2

A good woman is key. Not some thot who wants to fill your house with Ethan Allen shit.

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 14 points ago +15 / -1

You’ll get a beautiful wife and cute kiddos someday. When dating, be sure not to let them know your assets. You want a wife you loves you and not your bank account. Then you can pleasantly surprise her when you get engaged. Just an idea, fren. You sound like an amazing person and hard worker! Respect!

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DonaldStump 8 points ago +9 / -1

What kind of real estate? Is it possible to learn this power?

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MillionDollarDon2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks for sharing! I'm so close to having enough equity to flip my first house! Got me a building surveying degree and bagged a high paid job. I've been chasing the American dream in the UK for a long time and I'm almost there! Will visit the states one day!! I Will bring my based mah too ❤

Edit... I forgot to mention my 10 years on construction sites as a plasterer!! 💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸🙏

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Moriartis 4 points ago +6 / -2

Make sure she's based and make sure she values masculinity. The fall of western civilization is directly proportional to how many children are turned into pussies by men letting women turn them into domesticated house pets.

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LivingLegend2 13 points ago +14 / -1

I control my own wife 🤣🤣🤣

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WhitePowerRanger 11 points ago +12 / -1

Bro. Lmfao 🤣 👌👌 keep that pimp hand strong.

(I’m kidding. Don’t hit your wife. But for real, do some wrist curls)

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's what you think! HAHAHAHA! :)

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DonaldStump 1 point ago +2 / -1

And old righty

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Hanging_Chad 1 point ago +1 / -0

MGTOW

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trump1aj 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only if you’re 50+

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deleted 8 points ago +9 / -1
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PatriotPartyRising 1 point ago +1 / -0

how do you know what to do without someone reminding you?

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jdog 1 point ago +1 / -0

How does he know where to park?

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BrownCoatNotBrownShi 2 points ago +2 / -0

User name checks out.

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StillplayenSometimes 15 points ago +15 / -0

Pedes give him tips on finding a based lady

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deleted 18 points ago +19 / -1
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PaigeAshley 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sign me up. I need to find a based husband in Poland.

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rossiFan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Even the girls who work in mcdonald's are hot af.

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SteelBallRun1890 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dating in the US at a young adult age has seemed to be impossible lately... all the girls are obsessed with social media and/or are brainwashed it seems

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MillionDollarDon2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

This

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NotQuiteHuman 14 points ago +14 / -0

TDW dating service when?

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UpTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

95% men?

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love_and_peace 3 points ago +3 / -0

THEY TURNED THE FROGS GAY!

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BloodElfSupporter 7 points ago +9 / -2

Second this! I want a based boyfriend!

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BasedTemplar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy shit, is that a motherfucking Warcraft reference?

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SteelBallRun1890 1 point ago +1 / -0

All the other dating apps are full of brainwashed people it seems, every other person is BLM and ACAB with the hammer and sickle. Is it really that hard to find someone even modestly based/not deep into the brainwash? I'd be down for this

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timmytongaa 10 points ago +10 / -0

Get ripped, rich, and respected, and they will come to you.

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UpTrump 2 points ago +3 / -1

yeah if you're not ripped you're gonna be stuck with a radical feminist, sorry

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Shadilayerdip 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s bullshit. I have a few girlfriends who prefer chubby guys. No surprise they are all married. My husband is slim, not ripped. It doesn’t matter that much. Then again, I’m gen X. It might be different for younger generations.

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rossiFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go to church. They have singles "fellowship" groups.

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MyTeenageBody 13 points ago +15 / -2

I am a guy but I’ll pretend to be your girlfriend ♥️

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WhitePowerRanger 11 points ago +11 / -0

Username checks out to be a trap

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LegacyOfWinning 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lol do you give good head?

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Vulkanian 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nice try, Barry.

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NotQuiteHuman 3 points ago +4 / -1

Fake and gay

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rossiFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow, you even write cute!

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CahalTheMad 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're lucky.