1690 👀Nancy Pelosi did not show up to work today. (twitter.com) posted 93 days ago by Rose111234 93 days ago by Rose111234 +1691 / -1 138 comments share 138 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (138) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 123 ▼ – PatriotPen 123 points 93 days ago +123 / -0 She must've been, ahem, otherwise <i>detained</i> permalink save report block reply ▲ 45 ▼ – lordvon 45 points 93 days ago +45 / -0 YEEEEAAHH permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 19 ▼ – deleted 19 points 93 days ago +19 / -0 ▲ 7 ▼ – lordvon 7 points 93 days ago +7 / -0 Hey why did you delete your replies to my comment about porn being a psyop? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 16 ▼ – Phrazel 16 points 93 days ago +16 / -0 Its was a psyop delete permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – Maconstate 8 points 93 days ago +8 / -0 Lmfao I needed that permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 13 ▼ – deleted 13 points 93 days ago +13 / -0 ▲ 7 ▼ – DisbandTheCIA 7 points 93 days ago +7 / -0 The state practically trained us on malicious compliance and subversion in the state run schools. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 25 ▼ – Slenderman 25 points 93 days ago +25 / -0 I fucking wish I would jizz in my pants my hope boner been going on for weeks now my blue hope balls are just squirting. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – guitarmastershredder 8 points 93 days ago +8 / -0 I’m leaking out the tip blue balls so bad permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – BonerJams2000 8 points 93 days ago +9 / -1 Kek permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – HiddenDekuScrub 1 point 93 days ago +1 / -0 Or drunk... Or possibly both. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point 93 days ago +1 / -0 She probably had another hair appointment. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 93 ▼ – glade 93 points 93 days ago +93 / -0 "This will be the finest moment in my career in politics" DOESNT SHOW UP permalink save report block reply ▲ 16 ▼ – Nancypelosisoldliver 16 points 93 days ago +16 / -0 😂 permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – MaxineWaters4Prez 6 points 93 days ago +7 / -1 Certainly seems like a fine moment without her. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 64 ▼ – JohnBarron 64 points 93 days ago +65 / -1 Has anyone seen Pence since the 6th? permalink save report block reply ▲ 61 ▼ – deleted 61 points 93 days ago +61 / -0 ▲ 49 ▼ – crazyjackel 49 points 93 days ago +49 / -0 Has anyone seen anyone that matters since the 6th? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 31 ▼ – TakenusernameA 31 points 93 days ago +31 / -0 I dunno. I havent looked in the mirror recently. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 20 ▼ – MagaKag45x2 20 points 93 days ago +20 / -0 I have, still no. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 15 ▼ – reddeadpill 15 points 93 days ago +15 / -0 You must be white, otherwise you would matter, silly. /s permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – Nancypelosisoldliver 6 points 93 days ago +6 / -0 Noice permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 14 ▼ – Cyer6 14 points 93 days ago +14 / -0 Just Pompeo permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – deleted 9 points 93 days ago +9 / -0 ▲ 8 ▼ – deleted 8 points 93 days ago +8 / -0 ▲ 4 ▼ – NeilPatrickCarrot 4 points 93 days ago +4 / -0 They've been deep fakes THE WHOLE TIME?!? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – crazyjackel 8 points 93 days ago +9 / -1 I mean, they did use body doubles for Kamala Harris. When everyone is wearing a mask, you can get away with that shit. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – deleted 4 points 93 days ago +4 / -0 ▲ 3 ▼ – JohnBarron 3 points 93 days ago +3 / -0 Trump has communicated. Pence has not. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 49 ▼ – Ptzemos2 49 points 93 days ago +49 / -0 The witch probably starts drinking around 9 AM. She has probably been on a bender for the last few days due to stress. permalink save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – barackwuzkangz 10 points 93 days ago +11 / -1 Wetting my pants picturing Cryptkeeper Peloosy on a bender... permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – AedraLord 9 points 93 days ago +9 / -0 peloosy RIP my sides permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 44 ▼ – DeepMind 44 points 93 days ago +44 / -0 Thoughts and prayers. permalink save report block reply ▲ 40 ▼ – DankKnoight710KAG 40 points 93 days ago +40 / -0 That this demon is in gitmo! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – DeepMind 10 points 93 days ago +10 / -0 Not bad. But then we'll have to pay for it... Why not cut costs? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – deleted 9 points 93 days ago +9 / -0 ▲ 8 ▼ – DroolingElmo 8 points 93 days ago +8 / -0 Former Speaker Pelosi accidentally fell out of a helicopter on the way to Gitmo : News at 11 permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – ShyRipley 8 points 93 days ago +8 / -0 "Pelosi is a demon, and we must not let this demon hide" permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – MakeBeardsGreatAgain 4 points 93 days ago +4 / -0 Underrated kek of the day. Haha, my sides. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – ShyRipley 3 points 93 days ago +3 / -0 Happy to make you smile fren :> permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 25 ▼ – Reddit_is_for_cucks 25 points 93 days ago +25 / -0 Those hangovers get worse when you're in your 80s. permalink save report block reply ▲ 16 ▼ – Nameless_Mofo 16 points 93 days ago +16 / -0 How hasn't her liver nope'd the fuck out yet? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 13 ▼ – Oldguard08 13 points 93 days ago +13 / -0 China has and endless supply of organs... permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – Nameless_Mofo 4 points 93 days ago +4 / -0 WEW VLAD permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – shbuc73 2 points 93 days ago +2 / -0 Adrenochrome permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – T__X 1 point 93 days ago +1 / -0 WEW RAD permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – brutustyberius 4 points 93 days ago +4 / -0 Keith Richards. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – T__X 2 points 93 days ago +2 / -0 Lol'd at N'dTFO. Needed that, thanks! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Nancypelosisoldliver 2 points 93 days ago +2 / -0 This is my time to shine. It's because she's probably had her fair share of replacement livers I just assume her liver is very old, and has been on deaths doorstep for years and years. Like an old raisin. Shriveled, and moldy permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – spezholio 1 point 93 days ago +1 / -0 It's because she's probably had her fair share of replacement livers With some fava beans and a nice Chianti. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – HanginChad 4 points 93 days ago +4 / -0 The trick is you don't get a hangover if you're drunk all the time. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Choomguy 2 points 93 days ago +2 / -0 Do they? Im nowhere nearthat age, but i dont even get hangovers any more. Whats that saying? When you get old you it suck because you know when you wake up, thats the best you’re gonna feel all day. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 17 ▼ – deleted 17 points 93 days ago +17 / -0 ▲ 13 ▼ – Willholbert09 13 points 93 days ago +13 / -0 not really.. she hasn't shown up at work for years now. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 17 ▼ – DebfurmNM 17 points 93 days ago +17 / -0 For impeachment!!! Wow!!! She probably has MAGA diarrhea!!! permalink save report block reply ▲ 16 ▼ – RS34ME 16 points 93 days ago +16 / -0 Bueller, Bueller... Bueller! permalink save report block reply ▲ 19 ▼ – deleted 19 points 93 days ago +19 / -0 ▲ 14 ▼ – Lilabird 14 points 93 days ago +14 / -0 botox. She getting her face frozen. permalink save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – deleted 6 points 93 days ago +6 / -0 ▲ 5 ▼ – reddeadpill 5 points 93 days ago +5 / -0 I’m botoxing as hard as I can, captain! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Cyer6 3 points 93 days ago +3 / -0 Face stretching machine from Star Trek Insurrection. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – Unfairy 9 points 93 days ago +9 / -0 "The doctor says it’s gotta be labeled Covid-19, we know she’s been arrested but we have to say covid 19 ¯_(ツ)_/¯ " permalink save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – joker 9 points 93 days ago +9 / -0 Covid 21 permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – HanginChad 4 points 93 days ago +4 / -0 But she had the vaccine. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – bluto36 5 points 93 days ago +5 / -0 maybe the Bells palsy cant be botoxed and boozed away? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Unfairy 2 points 93 days ago +2 / -0 Lol maybe that’s why actually! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – deleted 9 points 93 days ago +9 / -0 ▲ 7 ▼ – LeviC 7 points 93 days ago +7 / -0 God our last hope is if the Qtards are correct lmfao permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – jarvis 1 point 93 days ago +3 / -2 Then there is no hope permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Johnnyboy2324 1 point 93 days ago +1 / -0 Lmao permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – MagaGal 6 points 93 days ago +6 / -0 Whatever the reason, it is NOT because she is healthy, happy, sober, free to move around, and just in general cheerfully awaiting Joe's inauguration. permalink save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – D0ntdrugtest 5 points 93 days ago +5 / -0 Got covid from the filthy Deplorable’s in her office permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Average-Joe 2 points 93 days ago +2 / -0 Filthy trixy deplorables permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – D0ntdrugtest 3 points 93 days ago +3 / -0 She’s ever so pissed! Someone ate one of her frozen yogurts permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – HanginChad 2 points 93 days ago +2 / -0 She had the vaccine. Sort of, without taking the cap of the needle. But she had the vaccine. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – OuttaMyAshes 4 points 93 days ago +4 / -0 She must still be on hold. My bet is Verizon customer service. permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – Musician4Trump 4 points 93 days ago +4 / -0 I want a rebate! permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – Recyclops 4 points 93 days ago +4 / -0 She's being fitted for her Darth Speaker apparatus. She'll be fully immersed in Grey Goose inside it and Immortal! permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Hoid_the_Bard 3 points 93 days ago +3 / -0 Pickled != Immortal permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – eddedandedamame 3 points 93 days ago +3 / -0 She'll say covid from the 6th like the New Jersey rep, or she will say she's scared. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – dukedoom 3 points 93 days ago +3 / -0 She’ll announce she has Covid watch. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – faucipolice 2 points 93 days ago +2 / -0 For those who have never heard of pro-forma session permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – white_rabbit 3 points 93 days ago +3 / -0 ewwtube permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Patriot1959 2 points 93 days ago +2 / -0 Hmmmm? permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Id10tech 2 points 93 days ago +2 / -0 Bigger things on her plate. Not good. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Mkgoenti 2 points 93 days ago +2 / -0 getting her hair did and botox refilled. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – blinddoggy 2 points 93 days ago +2 / -0 She was probably passed out. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – vermineod 2 points 93 days ago +2 / -0 It's because she's a cunt. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – DonaldWashington 2 points 93 days ago +2 / -0 Odd. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Lupinate 2 points 93 days ago +3 / -1 Sticky. Sticky. Sticky. Why isn't this already stickied?? permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 93 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 93 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – Taupkek 2 points 93 days ago +2 / -0 Probably had a hair appointment. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Jleinf 2 points 93 days ago +2 / -0 Probably had a stroke TDS level 6 will do that permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Chelsmobetta 2 points 93 days ago +2 / -0 I'll gladly take her days paycheck permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 93 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – cajun_robear 2 points 93 days ago +2 / -0 I take solace knowing that she is drunkenly going out of her mind in gut wrenching panic knowing that her end is near. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – lordvon 2 points 93 days ago +2 / -0 Debbie Dingell-berry permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Crucial 1 point 93 days ago +1 / -0 Did Nancy FAFO? permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – reallybadmanners 1 point 93 days ago +1 / -0 Hope she’s on a choppa ride permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 93 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – ScullyMully 1 point 93 days ago +1 / -0 DTs. Delirium Tremens. or Donald Trump permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Whitedogs 1 point 93 days ago +1 / -0 She found out JFK called her a moose. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Likeitirish1 1 point 93 days ago +1 / -0 She met with Obama to get her new marching orders. Probably. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 93 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 93 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – Jsmitty112 1 point 93 days ago +1 / -0 Budweiser flu?? permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 93 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – BoominZoomer 1 point 93 days ago +1 / -0 Lol Debbie Dingell permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Lol_Garrus 1 point 93 days ago +1 / -0 Could you imagine if she was arrested and is not sitting in a cell? Thatd be awesome. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Dev404 1 point 93 days ago +1 / -0 She's so drunk on power she couldn't find the right room to stumble into. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – becray3point0 1 point 93 days ago +1 / -0 What if.... That thought is pretty savage. permalink save report block reply
She must've been, ahem, otherwise <i>detained</i>
YEEEEAAHH
Hey why did you delete your replies to my comment about porn being a psyop?
Its was a psyop delete
Lmfao I needed that
The state practically trained us on malicious compliance and subversion in the state run schools.
I fucking wish I would jizz in my pants my hope boner been going on for weeks now my blue hope balls are just squirting.
I’m leaking out the tip blue balls so bad
Kek
Or drunk...
Or possibly both.
She probably had another hair appointment.
"This will be the finest moment in my career in politics" DOESNT SHOW UP
😂
Certainly seems like a fine moment without her.
Has anyone seen Pence since the 6th?
Has anyone seen anyone that matters since the 6th?
I dunno. I havent looked in the mirror recently.
I have, still no.
You must be white, otherwise you would matter, silly. /s
Noice
Just Pompeo
They've been deep fakes THE WHOLE TIME?!?
I mean, they did use body doubles for Kamala Harris. When everyone is wearing a mask, you can get away with that shit.
Trump has communicated. Pence has not.
The witch probably starts drinking around 9 AM. She has probably been on a bender for the last few days due to stress.
Wetting my pants picturing Cryptkeeper Peloosy on a bender...
RIP my sides
Thoughts and prayers.
That this demon is in gitmo!
Not bad. But then we'll have to pay for it... Why not cut costs?
Former Speaker Pelosi accidentally fell out of a helicopter on the way to Gitmo : News at 11
"Pelosi is a demon, and we must not let this demon hide"
Underrated kek of the day.
Haha, my sides.
Happy to make you smile fren :>
Those hangovers get worse when you're in your 80s.
How hasn't her liver nope'd the fuck out yet?
China has and endless supply of organs...
WEW VLAD
Adrenochrome
WEW RAD
Keith Richards.
Lol'd at N'dTFO.
Needed that, thanks!
This is my time to shine.
It's because she's probably had her fair share of replacement livers
I just assume her liver is very old, and has been on deaths doorstep for years and years. Like an old raisin. Shriveled, and moldy
With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
The trick is you don't get a hangover if you're drunk all the time.
Do they? Im nowhere nearthat age, but i dont even get hangovers any more. Whats that saying? When you get old you it suck because you know when you wake up, thats the best you’re gonna feel all day.
not really.. she hasn't shown up at work for years now.
For impeachment!!! Wow!!! She probably has MAGA diarrhea!!!
Bueller, Bueller... Bueller!
botox. She getting her face frozen.
I’m botoxing as hard as I can, captain!
Face stretching machine from Star Trek Insurrection.
"The doctor says it’s gotta be labeled Covid-19, we know she’s been arrested but we have to say covid 19 ¯_(ツ)_/¯ "
Covid 21
But she had the vaccine.
maybe the Bells palsy cant be botoxed and boozed away?
Lol maybe that’s why actually!
God our last hope is if the Qtards are correct lmfao
Then there is no hope
Lmao
Whatever the reason, it is NOT because she is healthy, happy, sober, free to move around, and just in general cheerfully awaiting Joe's inauguration.
Got covid from the filthy Deplorable’s in her office
Filthy trixy deplorables
She’s ever so pissed! Someone ate one of her frozen yogurts
She had the vaccine. Sort of, without taking the cap of the needle. But she had the vaccine.
She must still be on hold. My bet is Verizon customer service.
I want a rebate!
She's being fitted for her Darth Speaker apparatus. She'll be fully immersed in Grey Goose inside it and Immortal!
Pickled != Immortal
She'll say covid from the 6th like the New Jersey rep, or she will say she's scared.
She’ll announce she has Covid watch.
For those who have never heard of pro-forma session
ewwtube
Hmmmm?
Bigger things on her plate. Not good.
getting her hair did and botox refilled.
She was probably passed out.
It's because she's a cunt.
Odd.
Sticky. Sticky. Sticky. Why isn't this already stickied??
Probably had a hair appointment.
Probably had a stroke TDS level 6 will do that
I'll gladly take her days paycheck
I take solace knowing that she is drunkenly going out of her mind in gut wrenching panic knowing that her end is near.
Debbie Dingell-berry
Did Nancy FAFO?
Hope she’s on a choppa ride
DTs.
Delirium Tremens. or
Donald Trump
She found out JFK called her a moose.
She met with Obama to get her new marching orders. Probably.
Budweiser flu??
Lol Debbie Dingell
Could you imagine if she was arrested and is not sitting in a cell?
Thatd be awesome.
She's so drunk on power she couldn't find the right room to stumble into.
What if.... That thought is pretty savage.