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syncbad2020 105 points ago +106 / -1

lololol Mr. President blink once if someone is currently stabbing you in the back and are actually asking for help.

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Jestre 53 points ago +54 / -1

Chuck Norris and Trump once had a staring contest. Neither has blinked til this day

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Rainman 32 points ago +32 / -0

NOTHING IS OVER... NOTHING! YOU JUST DON'T TURN IT OFF!

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dougkeenan 11 points ago +11 / -0

franchise whiplash lol

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mrmadigan 9 points ago +9 / -0

I was literally just thinking about that scene from Rambo.

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UGetWhatUNeed 47 points ago +48 / -1

This is so damn true that I spit out good wine laughing. First laugh in a while. Thanks, Pede

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GeneralFlynn 33 points ago +35 / -2

Yeah honestly, this is about true.

With all due respect Mr. President, you’re falling for a psyop. Fucking shill faggot Doomers ruining this place, I swear...

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Barack-Obama2 16 points ago +16 / -0

I spit cum all in my appletini laughing! Too funny!

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Johnfox13 24 points ago +24 / -0

Mr President have you heard from Lin Wood or Q

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BigIslandFrog 26 points ago +27 / -1

75 Million folks: It's over when WE say it's over.

DJT is our herald and champion. His voice and actions released us. He is our Patron Saint.

WE are the ones who must take it far into the future.

MAGA

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beachy_keen 13 points ago +13 / -0

Wrong. At least 80 million!

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MakeBeardsGreatAgain [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

160,000,000

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tashnag_01 7 points ago +7 / -0

TRY 4 BILLION.

THE WORLD LOVES DONALD TRUMP!

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wantsomegetsome 17 points ago +17 / -0

KEK literally just said this at lunch today hahahaha I think we're cracking up folks

MAGA

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kiwibornsalty 12 points ago +13 / -1

So with you bro

Kia Kaha (Stand Strong)

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tooanalytical 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'd shove my other Sig rifle, yeah the one I lost in that boating accident last year, into his arms, toss him 7 mags, and tell him let's go take back our country.

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Nebakanezer 10 points ago +11 / -1

I lolled before I even opened it 🀣 'Fuck off you faggot shill' πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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swift_water 9 points ago +10 / -1

Haha heard. I mean I got my stuff ready for commie take over already. Hope the best prepare for the worst fren.

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Lovethycountry 9 points ago +9 / -0

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ you rock!

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memespectator 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is a gem!

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MrCaveman 7 points ago +7 / -0

tell him to catch his second wind, because we aren't tired of winning yet so he can't give up now

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TrumpAndGodWin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nobody should be tired of winning until at least the elite criminals are legally in prison.

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MakeBeardsGreatAgain [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

The President will pursue every "legal" option. - Boris

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Super_Dave 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kek <--- this mf here

Kek

Kek

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MakeBeardsGreatAgain [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thank you the giving me the coveted top kek.

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Desperado 7 points ago +7 / -0

Quite the right attitude. So much so I don't even get the joke. (I do, but still agree).

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SteakywithKetchup 6 points ago +6 / -0

I love Trump. I believe he will prevail I don’t care that everyone around me is a doomer. I love believing! Trump 2020

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Chelsmobetta 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ultimate KEK

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ca18det 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd slap him across the face to knock some sense into him then yell out as Secret Service tackles me to the ground.

"Fuck you, faggot. You said you'd never stop fighting let's GOOOOOOOOOOO"

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Haitianbychoice360 4 points ago +4 / -0

🀣🀣😁

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Haitianbychoice360 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL!! But seriously, I will NEVER abandon the Great White Hope. Big Papa Cheeto needs us now more than ever!

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Ariel125 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’d give him a hug and never let go. Papa Trump.

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Logan_Viking 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was gonna say "Well, thank you for all you've done for the movement, but now we'll have to carry on without you"

But I like your "OKAY DOOMER!" way better!

Top kek!

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SpinShaitan 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is straight up awesome....still laughing.

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TrancePhreak 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get in doomer, we're just about to save the timeline.

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MakeBeardsGreatAgain [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm ready to save this timeline. I'm holding the line and sending every bit of energy I can.

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TrancePhreak 2 points ago +2 / -0

RedBull can give us the wings to carry on! or something.

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Batch77 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is never over, until we arrest them all

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RussianAgent13 3 points ago +4 / -1

I just hope he goes with what his gut tells him is right, and hasn't surrounded himself with confidence gamers telling him he just needs to stand down now and he can win again in 2024.

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Johnnyboy2324 2 points ago +2 / -0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Sabina 2 points ago +2 / -0

WORD

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JediMasterPepe 2 points ago +3 / -1

Look at all the butthurt glowies in these comments 🀭

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Lordshowus2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lololol yes... well we are strung out on hopium

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PlayingPotions 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mine would be... "You've done enough sir, now get in faggot, we're keeping America great!"

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Desperado 1 point ago +1 / -0

Okay, Ted. But don't say "Doomer" with your accent. Sounds like "Dahmer". And you're the Zodiac. Confusion results. Or the best rap battle in history. I'd watch it.

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Get off my porch, faggot"

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Trunks -2 points ago +2 / -4

DARE to lay off the drugs.

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Ariel125 5 points ago +6 / -1

He never did... notice how no one has ever mentioned a β€œBiden” transition. Not once!

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MakeBeardsGreatAgain [S] 5 points ago +7 / -2

He did neither of those things. Are you lost how did you end up here?