I got sick yesterday because I was stressed and my immune system took a nose dive. I had a fever and it broke last night, this morning when I was feeding our flock of chickens I mentioned to my friend's cousin I had the flu in passing and my friend's mom (who I pay rent to) flipped out and wants us to get tested by Wednesday or we're getting kicked out. I said no and she's calling us selfish.
I hate the left so much.
This is literally not true in any state. They are roommates. Still if OP is sick he should try to limit contact with housemates. If the other woman really has bad health concerns she should go somewhere else for a while. You can’t kick someone out for being sick. That’s part of living together.
Again untrue. You would need a restraining order in that situation.
Find one example of that happening anywhere. If you’re established in a domicile you cannot just be thrown out at the whim of the lease holder or even the homeowner. That’s literally not true in any state.