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PoliticiansAreWhores 165 points ago +165 / -0

Never forget that Harris called Biden a rapist and a racist in 2019.

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Chinaisasshole2020 110 points ago +110 / -0

That's the clip that needs pushing. Is Biden a racist rapist or is Harris a liar?

Answer: Both are true.

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Somebeach 45 points ago +45 / -0

They should have shot Harris in her natural pose, which would be heels up...

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Numaeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

If/when she does get shot, odds are good it'll be in that pose.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looking like the Starbucks siren.

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Jabron661 7 points ago +7 / -0

I will give her 6 months before she smothers Biden with a pillow to complete her journey to the top.

All hail President Whore.

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grayadamson 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't see him lasting that long. When's the physical to determine his fitness for office? That'll likely be a fail, then oops! Kamala gets yet another promotion she totally earned through hard work and sheer ability.

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I_no_asshoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

She’ll gag him with a Converse. You heard it here first.

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johnny96816 1 point ago +1 / -0

Secret Service call sign options; Slurper, DSL, Mattress, Cum Guzzler, .....

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TheBaizuoXe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rapist-elect.

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Jokeruh1n 1 point ago +1 / -0

See Democrats can tell the truth when they have to.

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charlesthehammer 89 points ago +89 / -0

Never mind Melania also speaks several languages. Harris speaks gibberish

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I_love_liberty_2 24 points ago +24 / -0

Yep 5

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barackwuzkangz 20 points ago +21 / -1

Gibberish has a few regional dialects. I think Harris's comes from a region called "shit".

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A_Little_White_Duck 4 points ago +4 / -0

Frontier I understand.

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OzarkianTrumper 9 points ago +9 / -0

Melania can laugh in 5 languages.

KamelToe can cackle in only one.

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CahalTheMad 8 points ago +8 / -0

And Heels-Up sucked and fucked her way up the ladder with zero actual life accomplishments.

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LowbloodHighEnergyRI 6 points ago +6 / -0

I mean, I hate her as much as the next guy but with zero skills and a personality of a rusty nail what were her options? Girl gotta work!!!

spez: A personality of a damp rag for our Nigel/Brit pedes...kek I still can't believe he said that at the EU kek what a friggin legend Nigel is!!!

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jsmurphy62 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep. High school juvenile gibberish.

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Lapstrake 43 points ago +45 / -2

Another undisputed fact:

We have the best women, and the best gay guys.

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Bluestorm83 26 points ago +26 / -0

It's like she was trying to look:

Professionable, Approachable, Strong, Vulnerable, Human, Common, Noble, Presidential, Fonzie, City, Soft-

Like they gave her a checklist of every single thing that every single other human being said that either a woman OR a leader should be, even though many are mutually exclusive, and she took dozens and dozens of photos, and they photoshopped them all together.

Also, LOOK AT HER ANKLES. SHE'S ON FUCKING PEG LEGS! SHE'S A GODDAMN PIRATE!!!!!

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Skogin 8 points ago +8 / -0

WTF peg legs!!! HAAAAAA!!!

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TheWiseBuffalo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Professionable, Approachable

Ya about that

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Redpill-notCommieRed 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's the crazy leftist eyes. They always look soulless

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love_and_peace 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her Clown Face is completely disrespectful to the clown community.

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league_of_fail 2 points ago +2 / -0

She doesn't know what to do with her hands.

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got the watermelon color scheme...

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welling1 25 points ago +25 / -0

I didn't recognize Harris. Usually she's on her knees.

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Tacotonny23 18 points ago +18 / -0

Body by kenmore

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LowbloodHighEnergyRI 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahah, my buddy's got a "Body by fryalator" shirt. I have laughed hard each time over the past 10 or so years he has rocked it.

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Annpi 14 points ago +14 / -0

The FLOTUS is hot. -very straight female.

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OwnaLib87 12 points ago +12 / -0

Kamala is ugly

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45squared 11 points ago +11 / -0

“Humpty-Dumpty hot fucking mess in converse sneakers” 😂

That's a hilarious description, but I don’t think it captures the true evilness and nastiness of that b.

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Frog_Anne 2 points ago +2 / -0

And she would chose converse sneakers. They're the company that partnered with the poor abused kid to make rainbow trans sneakers or whatever they were supposed to be.

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MichaelGioIreland 10 points ago +10 / -0

Harris has a bodybuilder neck, just like her inspiration Big Mike.

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Skogin 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s from all the work she does on her knees.

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MenicusMoldbug 9 points ago +9 / -0

Who remembers when the press was pushing "Michelle's arms"?

Jesus it was sickening.

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coolhandcuke 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think one writer referred to them as "polished ebony." Gag me with a spoon as we used to say.

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Brickwell 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not hot mess. Just mess.

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KuzoKevin 8 points ago +9 / -1

I used to think a girl in jeans and chucks was hot. I still think jeans are hot.

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Pikes985 12 points ago +12 / -0

Jeans are hot, unless worn by a washed up whore.

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barackwuzkangz 4 points ago +5 / -1

or a 400lb heffalump.

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LowbloodHighEnergyRI 2 points ago +2 / -0

SAVAGE

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CahalTheMad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some are... but that creature pictured... fuck no.

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Rerun1Central 7 points ago +7 / -0

member how how they told us big mike was... like we can smell that fat pig from here

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Redpill-notCommieRed 7 points ago +7 / -0

Even her casual shots look fake as fuck

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Skogin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look at her ankles!!!

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Lioncat331 6 points ago +6 / -0

Heels up Harris is frumpy!

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Honkey_McCracker 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well, they DID try to convince us for 8 long fucking years that that mannish looking beast Michelle 0bama, was the absolute epitome of beauty and grace.

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Seething_Deplorable 5 points ago +5 / -0

Class vs. Trash

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ExileOnRedditStreet 4 points ago +4 / -0

That person on the right is as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside.

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Deathlessly 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sweetie, what is it that you want?

Powuww...

Hahahaha. How?

Bwowjob!

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suzookus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fwellatio!

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maga_mama_757 4 points ago +4 / -0

Big Mike 2.0

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CLARENCE_ASSLER 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kamala is a horse faced cunt

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ellegrigori1 4 points ago +4 / -0

hey hey whoa there, pede, y u gotta insult horse like that?

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2820928 3 points ago +3 / -0

Queen-Elect-Harris is wearing Slave-laboured Converse shoes with rippled skinny jeans, a poorly fitted (man's) leather jacket over a grandma white top, and a cheap pearl necklace. Her look is completed by standing on crappy curtains and standing asymmetrically while giving herself a congratulatory self-handshake.

What will our Queen do next? - Probably solve all racism and bigotry, and all the climate/pollution and global poverty too. She can do it - her skin color tells me so!

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thelken 3 points ago +3 / -0

My pappy once said: "It's not who ya know... It's who ya blow...."

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JackDorseyForPrison 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like after he's got booted from Facebook, he's trying hard to get banned from Twitter too.

Not that I'm complaining. Might as well go down swinging.

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jsmurphy62 3 points ago +3 / -0

She has to try so hard.

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Secretyrussianspy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most beautiful First Lady who was a self made woman before Trump and speaks 5 languages fluently and she gets zero media attention.

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catovadreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok but seriously....was the watermelon color scheme behind heels-up intentional? Feels a bit out of touch to me.

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shill273 2 points ago +2 / -0

stunning and brave

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Ariel125 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who still buys Vogue? Serious question. These publications still think they are important.

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Sgtt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why does vogue have a man on the cover?

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Dev404 2 points ago +2 / -0

Harris left her kneepads at home, a rare sight.

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AllVaccinesCauseHarm 2 points ago +2 / -0

BASED FAGGOT

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MagaBob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Harris has a bad case of resting Indian Joker face

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canadianhere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Listen to this dude. He looks like an expert on women's beauty. ;)

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alucard13mmfmj 2 points ago +2 / -0

You notice how confused leftist women are??

On one hand you have Melania, who embraces her femininity and shows it off elegantly. She acts and looks like a lady, thus treated like one.

And on the other hand, you have Kamala who seems confused. She tries too hard to be multiple things at once. Tries to be both casual and professional like some hipster. Wants to use the woman card, but she doesn't want to admit she slept her way to the top using men lol. It is all fake.

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cmaurras 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm gonna puke.

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Raicomm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kids you too can be a vp and on vogue, just sleep your way to the top. Use your body like meat!

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Harris' face is so not proportional and freakish

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Hardcouer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha the based gay hairdresser is in his element. Good for him, he's right.

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Johnnyboy2324 2 points ago +2 / -0

Straka going for the jugular 😂🙌🏽🙌🏽

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Bazzellle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beautifully confident vs No Neck McFrumpy Pants

Would rather see a woman confident with herself than whatever that other hot mess is.

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CrankyCrab 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is she Black or Indian on this cover??

Brandon is hilarious...Heels Up is a fucking hot mess.

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trumpslide2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Satanists love inversion