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Laugh more people! (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Duke_Nukem ago by Duke_Nukem +953 / -0
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FRENS 75 points ago +75 / -0

It's hard to hide your dick in a bikini.

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FuckTheOtherSide 14 points ago +14 / -0

Apparently there's some masterful Tucker's out there who do not work for Fox News.

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ERansom 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now all I can picture is big mike stuffing carlson into his bikini.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek 😂🤪

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slangin_paint 14 points ago +14 / -0

he certainly does.

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BidenCrimeFamily 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well damn...I'm a dude last I checked and my index finger is a lot longer than my ring finger...

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Sixty2ndAssassin 2 points ago +2 / -0

ITS A FUCKING DUDE.

YUCK.

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fsoawesome 2 points ago +2 / -0

And Oßama's fingers appear to indicate homosexuality. Very interesting.

Match made in their own heaven, which every one else refers to as hell.

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flame_whip 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good catch.

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Southern_Belle 1 point ago +1 / -0

My ring finger is a tad longer than my index finger.

And I assure you, I am a woman.

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MustBeTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I dunno, Barrack has a pretty feminine wave.

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RabidZoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Appropriately.

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wolfxbeard 22 points ago +22 / -0

This is good news, as one of mine is to never see him in a bikini.

Funny they still think nobody's noticed 'it' poking out the front of that man's dress. Barry must not like it when he tucks.

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Big_Don_45_2020 14 points ago +14 / -0

BIG DICK MIKE

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Wishiwastrumpswife 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah she didn’t want her dick to show

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Bramage 10 points ago +10 / -0

Big Mike is SO a fucking man...while the Kenyan clearly is not.

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Seventeen762 9 points ago +9 / -0

'main goal'? Does he mean 'man goal'?

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 5 points ago +5 / -0

He couldn't find anyone to wax his balls, bigot!

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magabirdlady 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gee I wonder why.

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New1account1old1user 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank god

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bit0101 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mankini.

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A_Deplorable_Basket 3 points ago +3 / -0

What a coincidence! One of my goals was to never see Big Mike in a bikini!

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Alaskan 3 points ago +4 / -1

It’s good to have goals I guess.... Also one way to guarantee it, is not to wear one. For fucks sake.

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Djt2029 3 points ago +4 / -1

Wait wait you can clearly see her ring finger is longer than her index finger....

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Shmioighan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Finkle is Einhorn. EINHORN IS FINKLE!

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking gross 🤢🤮

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LaughlinPrepper1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, ours too, fuckhead.

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jimbo_slice1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet Barry catches for Michael.

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FreedomFirst 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m pretty sure it would have been against the Geneva convention

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BumpForTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ya, because EinhoRN IS FINKLE!!

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hiddensfinger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hes showing how Barrack likes to take it with that hand sign.

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freewillsetstruth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did you say "main" or "man". Cuz that's pretty much one of my man goals as well!

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Kpstyles 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think that was everyone’s goal as well

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ca18det 1 point ago +1 / -0

I never thought I'd be saying this but... thanks Big Mike. I really appreciate it.

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barwhack 1 point ago +1 / -0

<shiver>. BuuuHh.

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ShakeYourTrumpThang 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I ever need to puke I'll keep that visual in my mind.

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jedavis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only Barry Soerto policy I've ever agreed with.

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O_Franks_Ballpoint 1 point ago +1 / -0

They make waterproof flextape now, big Mike. Ask Phil Swift to tuck you up real nice.

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Covfefe_In_Your_Cup 1 point ago +1 / -0

The balls on this one

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rabdargab 1 point ago +1 / -0

I WONDER WHY?!!!

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wwwchae 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah that ring finger is definitely longer than index finger.

(I know ring is on index, that's not what I mean)

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Forty_Five 1 point ago +1 / -0

Big Mike's cock is bigger Barack Hussein Obama's.

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Data 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just a couple of dudes waving at the crowd.

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Brookes 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was our goal not to see her in a bikini. Shit I’m 63 and look better in a bathing suit than she/he does!

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