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biglyboi 116 points ago +116 / -0

slaps hood

You can fit so much Trump merch in that bad boy

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Whatyougotson 39 points ago +39 / -0

Wouldja look at that! Wouldja just look at that!

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The_Diesel53 33 points ago +33 / -0

Wearing a duckie shirt, with a tootsie pop, and wearing shades, nice.

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Hanging_Chad 16 points ago +16 / -0

That duckie is [opposite of lame] af

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Guillotifa 14 points ago +15 / -1

That duckie is Pepe AF

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MAGASquatch 14 points ago +15 / -1 (edited)

You're too young to remember Kojak. He was Vin Diesel before Vin Diesel.

KOJAK

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The_Diesel53 14 points ago +14 / -0

No, I'm not too young to remember Kojak, AKA Telly Savalas. And if you're talking about my username, my nickname has been Diesel since before anyone knew who Vin Diesel was. I'm the OG Diesel.

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MAGASquatch 12 points ago +12 / -0

😄 Gotta love Kojak : "Who loves ya baby?!"

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JollyPop 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damn! How much do we need KOJAK right now? If I had a TV I could use me some KOJAK 🐸

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CeruleanShadow 7 points ago +7 / -0

Love the duckie shirt.

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The_Diesel53 7 points ago +7 / -0

Me too.

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Litterboxer1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well would ya?!?? Just look at it!

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 85 points ago +86 / -1

Get the MAGA gear! Your grandkids will wear it with pride when you tell them about how Trump saved America!

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ChelseaHubbell 19 points ago +19 / -0

I'm still kicking myself for not getting the Space Force hat and shirt, theyre undercover maga in these facsict times

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MAGA96779 7 points ago +7 / -0

I have that one for that specific purpose. Living in blue as fuck Hawaii I can be 100% MAGA

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Where can we get MAGA gear now? Shopify is not allowing it, right?

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EpicTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Raheem Kasam’s The National Pulse has some good looking Trump products. I just ordered the Trump forever shirt and Still my President jacket. https://teespring.com/stores/the-national-pulse

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for the link.

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EpicTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

You’re welcome.

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ChocolateEvryday 63 points ago +63 / -0

I love you guys.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 13 points ago +14 / -1

I love them all too. Found this place in 2016 and I never looked back.

Everyone else needs to come back home. Maybe read about my boy Jesus. The more people who come here and read about my boy Jesus, the faster all these problems go away

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CerebralPimp 58 points ago +59 / -1

LOL I swear, who the crap draws these or is there a generator one can use? That's freaking hilarious!

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Peachykeen74 18 points ago +18 / -0

Following for answers....

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Nimblenavigator1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Personally I’ve been keeping a Pepe folder here. I sees one, I saves it.

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CANT_STUMP_THE_TRUMP [S] 28 points ago +29 / -1

migafaggot -- you got btfo'd on pol, lost all your adl shekels and now you're trying another take on td.w?

you're getting deported bud

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EpsteinDidntKillHS 12 points ago +12 / -0

Agreed. Everyone deport this cuck.

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Indivisual_1 7 points ago +7 / -0

You're already gone so don't try to come back now, demon faggot. We won't wait.

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Indivisual_1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Actually, I think you are embarrassed of your own father, faggot. You don't know shit about me. But, you are crying out things about yourself.

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CANT_STUMP_THE_TRUMP [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

that guy lol -- i swear every time they come over they sound younger and younger. only good thing bald pool has said last week -- they rely on low information voters, that's why they're pushing to decrease the voting age to 16

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Joesf23 48 points ago +48 / -0

Ughhh, you forgot his mask. Now everyone is going to die in the store 🤣

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DoesItWorkAlready 25 points ago +25 / -0

Now everyone is going to die in the store

eh, maybe 0.1%. That'll just weed out the weak

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Indivisual_1 12 points ago +12 / -0

You forgot about those that will go home and die from motorcycle accidents, heart attacks and gunshot wounds that will die of COVID. STOP THE SPREAD!

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Trump_VS_NWO 8 points ago +10 / -2

Sorry to break it to you but nobody is dying from 'covid'.
Not even the weak.
They're dying from all the things they usually die from and it's being falsely labeled as 'covid'.
Scam of the century (maybe even millennium).

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DoesItWorkAlready 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's the scam in one graph:

https://rationalground.com/covid-19-pcr-testing-cycle-threshold-values-are-the-missing-piece-of-the-pandemic-puzzle-until-now/

If i wanted to wind down the scam, here's what I'd do:

  1. Declare 60-100 days of fanatical mask wearing and shutdowns
  2. While that's going on, crank down the Ct rate back 25

Oh look, the shutdowns worked! Now go back to your lives, citizens, and thank you for your cooperation. Make sure you follow our orders more carefully next time.

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The_Diesel53 7 points ago +7 / -0

HA!

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wtsnaks 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hah! And people say I'm callous for holding this sentiment!

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Survival of the fittest, I guess.

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SodaCracker 9 points ago +9 / -0

He's wearing his mask as a thong like Joe does.

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k3k4p3d3 26 points ago +26 / -0

I am going to buy enough t-shirts so that I never wear anything else.

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james43552352345 5 points ago +6 / -1

I've been using the t-shirts for literally everything. Hand towels, wash rags, towels just so I can give maximum support to the pres. Wish he would sell them in 10 packs for easier use.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is a great idea.

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okayokay 25 points ago +25 / -0

I bought more MAGA hats long before DC because I knew his store would go down randomly

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ohwell316 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have over 100. Certainly need more.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 7 points ago +7 / -0

The hoodies are nice too.

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ohwell316 5 points ago +5 / -0

Only have1 of those.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 9 points ago +9 / -0

Same. I'm always right on the edge with my finances lmao

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CANT_STUMP_THE_TRUMP [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

no wonder, with the maintenance costs for that liver of yours xD keep off the booze old hag

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would love a hoodie. So cozy.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow! We need a picture of your collection. Make a post of that! Awesome.

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ohwell316 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just have a bunch of cap holders that attach to doors. Kind of a mess, been sorting them into color groups.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like a great collection!

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Ryoten 21 points ago +21 / -0

I saw a guy with a license plate "PT 45"

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a beast!

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biglyboi 16 points ago +16 / -0

Honk honk, bitches

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john_smokin 8 points ago +8 / -0

need to put tape over my free Trump (traitor pence) mask.

still will rep the President when I am forced to wear the mask, but not having traitor mike on it.

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CANT_STUMP_THE_TRUMP [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Replace it with the name FLYNN

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UnidentifiedPa3 6 points ago +6 / -0

burn it

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Guillotifa 4 points ago +4 / -0

Indubitably.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

As always.

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Florida_Water 11 points ago +11 / -0

My MAGA merch arrived today. 6 hats, 6 shirts. Also some of my trump gear from AAF arrived too. Hella MAGA FOR DAYS.

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CANT_STUMP_THE_TRUMP [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Florida man does not disappoint xD

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GodBless 4 points ago +4 / -0

Official campaign merch? When did you order?

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Florida_Water 3 points ago +3 / -0

I ordered on December 22nd, was hoping to get them before DC but I got them nonetheless. My MAGA/KAG hat collection is something to be proud of. Hate that I bought all the Trump/Pence shirts though, might have to cover up Pence’s name smh.

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GodBless 1 point ago +1 / -0

Campaign did finally email me back. Waiting for another reply. Proud of my hat collection as well. Must have close to 20 including official hats, a Trump brand hat, an official MAGA sweatband, and the pink winged foot hat he wore in an old photo. When it goes live again, make sure you check out the Trump brand store. Everything strictly Trump and they had American made hat and clothing collections. Trump Winery is still up, I’d make an order if I hadn’t stocked up before New Years lol

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Florida_Water 2 points ago +2 / -0

I asked if I could cancel my Trump/Pence shirts but they couldn’t do it. I have around 20 Official MAGA/KAG hats and tons of shirts. AAF got some good Trump workout clothes from them.

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MemeWarsVet 10 points ago +10 / -0

Big pimpin'

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Chongald_Xrump 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm going to have extra to spend after deleting my amazon.com account

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Billybobcuccio 10 points ago +10 / -0

That’s sweet

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RedPatriot1776 9 points ago +11 / -2

CONSOOOOOOM PRODUCT

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CANT_STUMP_THE_TRUMP [S] 22 points ago +23 / -1

the amount of money i was able to make extra because of trump i think it's just more than fair to give something back. charity for the most part is a tax scam, and giving it to trump gives us the biggest possible return on every dollar --- just look at it this way, you're financing every american making more money

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Guillotifa 4 points ago +4 / -0

Taxes are a politician charity scam.At least at Trumps store we have a choice in what we get for our money...

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CANT_STUMP_THE_TRUMP [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

pretty good take anon. with TRUMP you just know what you're getting. they must really hate him for that huh. i really want to be a fly on some politicians wall seeing them seethe about trump --- fucking backstabbing RINOs the moment TRUMP seemed to be in some difficulty. i hope to God TRUMP comes down on them with his full vengeance

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RedPatriot1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

spend it some useful stuff, stock up on ammo, MAGA hats aint gonna help you in the coming acopolypse...

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SodaCracker 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm saving some stimulus to buy some Trump wine. I wish he sold stogies.

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CANT_STUMP_THE_TRUMP [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

stogies

shit that's a good idea !!!

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iroquoispliskin 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Trump Winery shop appears to be still operational

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anewstep 2 points ago +2 / -0

How is this the first I am hearing of this!? Thanks for posting. You can get 3x bottles of red wine shipped for <$130. Plus, they have a bundle called "Taste of Trump" that is worth the website visit alone.

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CovefefeREEEE 8 points ago +8 / -0

No face diaper on my Pepe!

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Ryoten 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'll buy something

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WilliamHRacy 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ah, I see you are a pede of culture as well

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ViduusMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Now that Pepe knows how to ride.

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Jcholl9 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fanzy wheels you got there Pede...

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josiborg 7 points ago +7 / -0

What are some places to go to buy maga merch?

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CANT_STUMP_THE_TRUMP [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

you're better off just waiting until this whole media/comms debacle blows over. atm there are people reselling or whatever but you just can't be sure if it's the actual thing. a lot of pics i've seen of supposed merch being sold look like chinkshit

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EpicTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Trump Winery has some classy Trump gear and you can order wine, champagne and glasses to celebrate the greatest President ever. I did. The wine is the best I’ve ever had and the glasses are my new favorites.

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techied 0 points ago +1 / -1

Just wait or buy from a friend. There are a lot of knockoffs out there. Don't fall for the fake ones made in chyna.

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PennsylPede1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

You have so much room in that cart for hats!

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4_4haha 7 points ago +7 / -0

Am canadian. cant get official trump merch, None of my american frens got me a space force tshirt... ive been asking for one since april :(

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ShyRipley 7 points ago +7 / -0

Mini Pepe rolling thru

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UF_BigUpsTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

There was a small restock of some of the delisted designs just before it got taken down too :( I was lucky enough to get the 2020 red hat and the "2016" white original maga hat.

Can he still sell them after this campaign is over? I just know it mentions that it's a campaign donation at check out. I really hope he can cause I'll buy a bunch.

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Farage_massage 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’ll be far easier to sell presumably as it’ll no longer be a campaign, just a regular e-store.

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USAMIKE 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's funny as fuck. Congrats, you win the Internet!! 🤣

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JesusLovesTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wonder how long it will be before eBay nukes all MAGA merchandise?

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VinnyMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Need someone to push me though"

😂 I love the cart but would have went with red!

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Saltyminer11 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hes got that babe magnet!

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Saltyminer11 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love it!

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GodBless 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was supposed to receive an order 1/6 but it was “returned to sender,” in the middle of President Trump’s speech. Has anyone received orders recently or is USPS part of this?

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LoneStarPede 5 points ago +5 / -0

I ran out of my Trump "success" cologne. It's in light blue tinted bottle. When the merch store comes back, I'm getting the bigger bottle the next time.

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loric4882 6 points ago +6 / -0

I def need a Space Force hat.

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manowar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Never fear, pede...you must know our President is not alone...there is help from on high...(you can thank the praying saints for that)

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Jamesdaah 5 points ago +5 / -0

🤣

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CANT_STUMP_THE_TRUMP [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

NO!! That's the thing -- Trump has been starving the GOP. If you donate to Trump (especially if it's his namebrand product you're buying -- the money goes straight to him. At best there is one or two PACs the money goes to. https://www.cnbc.com/2020/10/15/election-2020-democrats-crush-republicans-in-fundraising.html Look at this article by CNBC -- yeah dems were outpacing repubs, but trump was raking in factorials of both dem and rep combined

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maga_mama_757 4 points ago +4 / -0

I still want a Trumpy Bear.

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MAGASquatch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nice ride!

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Star_Commander 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've got an order of flags and hats that needs to be placed.

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REDMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

I bought hats right before the store got canned by Shopifuckers. Need moar!

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17Patriot777 3 points ago +3 / -0

I cannot get enough of the pepe memes

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LugNuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perfect wheels.

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VinlandThistle 3 points ago +3 / -0

I still want the wooden train. Kicking myself for not jumping on that when I first saw it.

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1Bimbo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kinda saving my money for communism.

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CANT_STUMP_THE_TRUMP [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

better to be in less liquid assets. cash is going to be the first thing to go, and then you're being either squeezed out or forced to sell below value. greatest investment in america you can make is land and getting your wife pregnant (MULTIPLE times), third would be your own community

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1Bimbo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Getting your wife pregnant while they try to vaccinate your children into retardation then starve them? No thx.

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Darkheartisland 3 points ago +3 / -0

Luckily I have a Trump hotel in my city.

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finscreenname 3 points ago +3 / -0

Screw merch you may wear outside now and then, buy domains and take over the web. I just bought DonaldTrumpWon .net .org .info and will be redirecting them to some choice photos.