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Joshua55 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pelosi is on medical leave getting her stomach pumped out after getting drunk and eating 15 tubes of Denture Cream.

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BoffoTheClown 4 points ago +4 / -0

And getting her liver replaced with a fresh one stolen from the corpse of a Chinese dissident.

Change my mind.