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jubyeonin 42 points ago +42 / -0

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of a common cold. Viruses get infected by Chuck Norris and die.

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Reefay 13 points ago +13 / -0
  • Chuck Norris doesn't sleep; he waits.

  • Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight. Not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.

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Purple_Drank 8 points ago +8 / -0

Chuck Norris doesn’t leave messages, he leaves warnings

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Blahsal0t 2 points ago +3 / -1

Chuck norris doesn't call it sex if the woman survives

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johnkongsang 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chuck Norris’s tears cure coronavirus. Too bad Chuck has never cried.

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Romanfun61 22 points ago +22 / -0

When this is all over and a made for TV mini series comes out (how the president defeated communism) he can play President Trump.

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outlaw 15 points ago +15 / -0

I don't think it's him... maybe, if so then great!

If not... then great!

(Tim Pool Approach)

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Keep_on_Trumpin 12 points ago +12 / -0

I dunno man, but I'll tell ya what

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whisehunt 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ok ok, lemme tell you something

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lordvon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I earn a ton of money sitting on the fence

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not JUST a fence. Tim sits on big Mike's veiny hog on the weekends.

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PP4C 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's complicated.

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consumptiveballerina 3 points ago +3 / -0

We'll see how it plays out.

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cpyder 1 point ago +1 / -0

This fukcing thread.... 🤣🤣🤣

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deleted 15 points ago +15 / -0
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stonetears4fears 6 points ago +6 / -0

Finally. Someone with solid evidence. My hopium supply has been replenished.

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FLatino 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not surprised they are going to systematically go after everyone who supports Trump now that they have fact checked him as the Hitler they always dreamed he would be.

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Nebakanezer 4 points ago +4 / -0

If the real chuck Norris was in dc, the capitol building wouldn't still be standing and all of Q's predictions would've come true

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Testosteroneape2000 3 points ago +3 / -0

He lost to Bruce lee in the movies. Wow. that really looks like him.

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gawd-emperor 4 points ago +4 / -0

He let him win

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 7 points ago +7 / -0

Chuck won an oscar for best actor by pretending that he could lose.

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Testosteroneape2000 2 points ago +3 / -1

Lol yes

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ThePatriotGames2016 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chuck Norris didn't go to DC. DC went to Chuck Norris.

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LogicalPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hard to tell if that's even him or just a look alike dressing up as him.

Chuck has green eyes, and a little quick check on his activity shows that he may have been busy back home at The Lone Star Ranch because he is building a bottling company across the street from him.

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edxzxz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chuck Norris had to sue the movie studio early in his career because he kept having his movie roles re-written after he signed on - they kept changing his part so he would be the bad guy, and kill the leading lady in every movie, so after a couple movies and after gaining some clout in the industry, he insisted his next contract explicitly prohibit them from re writing his role to make him the bad guy who kills the leading lady. They did it anyway. It's almost funny how badly they fucked him.

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ValkyrieHoneybadger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow

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alien123 1 point ago +1 / -0

according to this poll he is currently at #2 for being inaugurated on jan 20th

https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugz1mEtKcNbe5yd3Rxt4AaABCQ

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Fandigo -1 points ago +3 / -4

That's not him.