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Wouldn't Chuck Norris being in DC last week just be more evidence that Trump won the election since Chuck Norris never loses? (media.patriots.win) 🛑 STOP THE STEAL 🛑
posted ago by Phafi11 ago by Phafi11 +1414 / -1
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– jubyeonin 42 points ago +42 / -0

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of a common cold. Viruses get infected by Chuck Norris and die.

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– Reefay 13 points ago +13 / -0

  • Chuck Norris doesn't sleep; he waits.

  • Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight. Not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.

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– Purple_Drank 8 points ago +8 / -0

Chuck Norris doesn’t leave messages, he leaves warnings

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– Blahsal0t 2 points ago +3 / -1

Chuck norris doesn't call it sex if the woman survives

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– johnkongsang 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chuck Norris’s tears cure coronavirus. Too bad Chuck has never cried.

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