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SilentMutiny1776 48 points ago +48 / -0

I'm not a glowie or anything

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SpaceForceMAGA [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Mavdick96 10 points ago +10 / -0

I got a cool looking 1911 and many more guns. Wanna see them?

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remember1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Only if you send me pictures with EXIF metadata intact

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Justheretoupvote 6 points ago +6 / -0

Upvotes for the fellow agile millipedes!

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Sweetlysouthern1409 3 points ago +3 / -0

What does glowie even mean

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VolareVia 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's someone out there with a better explanation, but the word 'glowie' means federal agent. NSA, CIA, FBI, DOJ, whatever. Someone who's not a civilian. Generally glowies will try and blend in, but sometimes get people riled up and angry. The word 'glowie' comes from the fact that it's as if they glow with anger, trying to attract bad actors in a honeypot so they can find them and monitor them in real life.

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Sweetlysouthern1409 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aaah i see. Like a bug catcher. If youโ€™re reading this FBI, I hope someones at home fucking your wife.

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rabdargab 8 points ago +8 / -0

wanking? She is an FBI Comfort Woman. You just have to schedule an appointment with HR.

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TheClintonHitman 4 points ago +4 / -0

People complain but I actually don't mind using other agents cum as lube. She doesn't have time to shower or clean out with all the service she provides to the Intel community and my wife left me a long time ago so i have no other options

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Golden_Eagle1776 21 points ago +21 / -0

Ya know some people just treasure 1776

Also, did you guys watch Hannity last night? ;)

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HeavyVetting 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah, what are we going to do about it?

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HanginChad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Man we're gonna do some bad stuff. Because we're a bunch of baddies.

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TheClintonHitman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ok, How about everyone in this thread posts pictures of their cool assault weapons and AR-47s machine guns so we know whos ready

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OwnaLib87 7 points ago +7 / -0

๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘

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Nice_n_tangy 15 points ago +15 / -0

Lol so true.

Add "insult a conservative would never use"

Brennenlickmyboots, liberalsarefascistpigs, liberalsfetchmycoffee

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SpaceForceMAGA [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

Yes! Oh, and โ€œposts iteneraries to get others to do the sameโ€

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Nice_n_tangy 15 points ago +15 / -0

Lol too true. "Patriots I am at the Four Seasons Room 400. Come see me to plan the Boogaloo!"

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TheClintonHitman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yea those agents don't know the good insults cause they are DUMB! HAHAHA anyway lets compile a list of the insults we use here on TheDonald.win and what they mean

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VolareVia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sure thing! Two of the most popular ones are 'scoundrel' and 'wanker'.

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TheClintonHitman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yea I was gonna say that too. Cause I knew that

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adigregorio 15 points ago +16 / -1

Forgot: Fuck you doomer! (or shill)

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adigregorio 10 points ago +10 / -0

99.9% of the suspect folks I've come across spout that at the end of the argument/debate...

Moreso Shill, I never doom ....

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Nice_n_tangy 11 points ago +11 / -0

They also tell you to get off TD if they get questioned. Like, dude you have a handshake, why are you ordering people out of the community you supposedly are new to...

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TheClintonHitman 6 points ago +6 / -0

thats the dumbest thing i've heard here you shill. F you doomer (sorry some words are censored on Gov computers) Get off TD!

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TheClintonHitman 5 points ago +5 / -0

oh yea my dad works for the navy seals thats why i have a gov computer

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JohnHancock1776 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hey, I have 1776 in my username but all I ask is for you to post your home address and list of things you think would be helpful in a "dire" time. Is that bad?

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TheClintonHitman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not at all, as a fellow Trumper I agreed that we have nothing to fear posting our information online. Hey guys remember to post pictures detailing your MAGA arsenal and all of your cool fully-semiautomatic assault weapons. It will intimidate the libtards and will let us FBI... Opp! haha JK, It will let The FBI (I don't like those guys >:() know not to mess with you.

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Zedhound 10 points ago +10 / -0

I wonder if theres a law against spamming the FBIs contact us page with pictures of blue waffles and 2 girls 1 cup videos?

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Kraznaya 5 points ago +5 / -0

Blue waffles?

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Zedhound 11 points ago +11 / -0

google at your own risk. NSFW.

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NYC_4_Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep. Have fun.

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Just_wanted_darkmode 9 points ago +9 / -0

Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you are a cop.

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TheClintonHitman 3 points ago +3 / -0

are FBI considered cops?

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Just_wanted_darkmode 3 points ago +3 / -0

yup

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TheClintonHitman 1 point ago +1 / -0

oh. shit, wanna talk about something else? where obama was born? I hear its Kenya!

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NYC_4_Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Quantico? Never heard of it.

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cook_does 6 points ago +6 / -0

Geez, its not like my name is Lon Horiuchi or anything. Just chill. Nothing to see here.

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TheClintonHitman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hello my fellow 1776ers!

I'm not a Glowie or anything but did you guys watch The O'reilly factor^(tm), with your baste host Bill O'Reilly last night? what are we gonna do about this? I'll be at the rally my fellow Peeds, where is our Assembly Area, uh i mean meet up point? btw DM me cool pics of all your guns, I love looking at my fellow Trumpers Gun staches. All Faith in Mike Pence! and remember to post all the details of our riots that we will violently partake in to own the libtards am i right guys?

later, TheClintonHitman (its pronounced Heetmon, no relation to Hillary Clinton or Bill Clinton or The DNC or Obamer)

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DTOM1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wishing i didnt pick this handle. dam you glowies... damn you all.

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Definitely_Not_FBI 5 points ago +5 / -0

That Chanel Rion is some hot piece, am I right?
So anyway... about those protests coming up... whoโ€™s in?

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BornAgainPatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

We're all just simple pedestrians digging for uproots amicorrect

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TheClintonHitman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey Jim, thought i'd Direct Massage you with a couple of quick questions over some of the reports you have on the jargon these stupid wildlings use... you really had me covinced you were an evil Trumper! haha btw did you still wanna fuck my wife this thursday?

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BornAgainPatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes but you have to stay in the car this time. It shouldn't take long.

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TheClintonHitman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey Jim How do Idelete a text post on this website?

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TheClintonHitman 2 points ago +2 / -0

FUck THiS wEBsiTe!!! wHEWRE aRe tHE derECT maSAgES?!?!?

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SantaCorazon76 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey bro did you break any laws last night ?

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BallsackPaneer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Add "It's time for action" to the list.

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

You had me until โ€˜1776โ€™

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SpaceForceMAGA [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, itโ€™s more the combination of 1776 and a handshake account

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RedPillosopher1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

How does having 1776 in your username make you a fed?

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SpaceForceMAGA [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Itโ€™s the combination of 1776 and handshake..new accounts trying to blend in

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2021isthenew1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look, mister, I didn't come here to be insulted.

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heretorock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't disrespect 1776

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SpaceForceMAGA [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

No disrespect here. Just a way they try to blend in.

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