WHERE'S NANCY?! I know we're all delirious on hopium, but this legitimately seems like a big deal. This is your signature move, impeaching the President for a second time and you don't show up for 2 days in a row? I'm about ready to start believing anything at this point!
(media.patriots.win)
⚠️ HIGH ENERGY⚠️
Maybe she's got Wuflu. Rep Jayapal from WA state just announced that she tested positive right after coming out of hiding and, of course, blamed her condition on hiding out with those dirty conservative reps. Nevermind that's not how incubation works, but anyhoo.