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zooty 246 points ago +246 / -0

Next time a pretty woman chats you up,

There would have to be a first time for there to be a next time.

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XcaliburCaliber 11 points ago +11 / -0

Find yourself in control of dollars or power (yours or a company’s), and it will eventually happen. Nearly everyone wants one, the other, or both.

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GopnikGod 6 points ago +9 / -3

The 4 6's will ensure you drown in a veritable sea of pussy.

6 Pack.

6 Figures.

6 Inches+ ;)

and 6 ft+

If you do not have these, that is understandable, and you will die alone.

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XcaliburCaliber 2 points ago +2 / -0

Under 6'. 3 out of 4, damnit!

But I do alright.