WW1984 was one of the absolute worst films I ever watched. It was a bore. I liked the first one. This one was the exact opposite of the first.
It seemed as if they hired a team of chimpanzees to shit in their hands and fire it against a wall labeled with plot ideas when they started putting the film together. They'd then take the shit covered plot points off the wall, randomly put them together, and write a (terrible) script led by someone that eats the chimpanzee's shit for a living so that she can determine how various mouthwash cleans out shit stuck between her teeth. It was that shitty of a movie.
It was so terrible that they could have put a 25 year old Lynda Carter in a filthier version of her outfit and it still would have been tough to watch. The only benefit from a release like that would be the stills and video clips one could extract from the shitbomb. While Gal Gadot is kinda fun to look at, she isn't Lynda Carter.
They should be happy that this was a direct to video release. The numbers at the box office would have been embarrassing. Hopefully the next one will be even worse. Normally, people wouldn't be allowed to direct anything after making a motion abortion like this, but they are too afraid that changing course might awaken the SJW freaks that will shriek about an idiot female director losing a job.
WW1984 was one of the absolute worst films I ever watched. It was a bore. I liked the first one. This one was the exact opposite of the first.
It seemed as if they hired a team of chimpanzees to shit in their hands and fire it against a wall labeled with plot ideas when they started putting the film together. They'd then take the shit covered plot points off the wall, randomly put them together, and write a (terrible) script led by someone that eats the chimpanzee's shit for a living so that she can determine how various mouthwash cleans out shit stuck between her teeth. It was that shitty of a movie.
It was so terrible that they could have put a 25 year old Lynda Carter in a filthier version of her outfit and it still would have been tough to watch. The only benefit from a release like that would be the stills and video clips one could extract from the shitbomb. While Gal Gadot is kinda fun to look at, she isn't Lynda Carter.
They should be happy that this was a direct to video release. The numbers at the box office would have been embarrassing. Hopefully the next one will be even worse. Normally, people wouldn't be allowed to direct anything after making a motion abortion like this, but they are too afraid that changing course might awaken the SJW freaks that will shriek about an idiot female director losing a job.
I was impressed at how bad it was.
Orange... woman bad?