Extra pro-tip: You can send a wedding invite to “those” members of your family (we’ve all got ‘em) 3 days after your wedding & the USPS will back date it to make it look like it was honestly sent on time! If they’ll do it for a million+ votes, why not a wedding invite or two?
Pro Tip: if you write 'Democrat Ballot' on your mail, they will deliver it same day for free with no signature required...
Hell, apparently they can deliver ballots from the future!
Extra pro-tip: You can send a wedding invite to “those” members of your family (we’ve all got ‘em) 3 days after your wedding & the USPS will back date it to make it look like it was honestly sent on time! If they’ll do it for a million+ votes, why not a wedding invite or two?