There are many like it, but this one is mine. MY rifle is my best friend, it is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my rifle is useless, without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will... My rifle and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our bursts, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count, we will hit. My rifle is human, even as I because it is my life. Thus I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. we will.
Before God I swear this creed, my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. SO BE IT, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen
There are many like it, but this one is mine. MY rifle is my best friend, it is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my rifle is useless, without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will... My rifle and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our bursts, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count, we will hit. My rifle is human, even as I because it is my life. Thus I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. we will.
Before God I swear this creed, my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. SO BE IT, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen
Hell, I like you! You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
What humorless Puritan downvoted this??
Had to be a twinkle toed communist cocksucker
This is my rifle
This is my gun
This is for fighting
This is for fun
Amen.
Not Hunter's gun.
hoorah
rah
rah
check "My rifle" song by Discharger