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AlcoholicRetard 219 points ago +227 / -8

Computers are too close to witchcraft so you’d probably end up getting necklaced.

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Dennislearsysbastard 73 points ago +73 / -0

Be their witch. They get paid to keep off bad witches. But then you are now a rival of the local witch. Sound familiar?

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ShyRipley 30 points ago +30 / -0

Salem times

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morrowlane 17 points ago +17 / -0

Oz times.

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Blinker-Aerospace7 15 points ago +16 / -1

Do I get to live in a rural, tech-free, area with a tribe and occasionally shoot authoritarians?

Cause that actually sounds okay

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Dennislearsysbastard 14 points ago +15 / -1

I think that's called Wyoming but don't tell.

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HockeyMom4Trump 10 points ago +10 / -0

Poor Wyoming. They should ban Liz Cheney. They deserve better in that beautiful, based state.

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Dennislearsysbastard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah that's sad. It's a wonderful place. Hopefully see will get primaried.

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Penuruloki 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just curious, does she ever actually go back to Wyoming? Or would she be too afraid of the voters there?

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EvaderZim 5 points ago +5 / -0

well nobody is going to make you take a vaccine there, that's for sure.

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Hurricane 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think you mean cyber-druid.

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Silver 2 points ago +2 / -0

No one understood this comment.

You're exactly right. Are they so different from us?

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bruh you knowelectric water boiler that people use to make tea etc? They wouldnt know what that is

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Ganath 1 point ago +1 / -0

I use an open flame to boil water.

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GrovPortion 1 point ago +1 / -0

In terms of some cognitive ability; yes. But our western liberals are far more problematic in that regard.

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rootGoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

And have to deal with real, shape-shifting, witches harassing you all night.

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Monkeybeardontcare 27 points ago +27 / -0

That’s in South Africa, iirc. Where the white population which settled and farmed the area and turned S Africa from a desert wasteland into the bread basket of South Africa. They’re now getting killed and pushed out by zulu, who migrated there in large numbers from the north and now think it’s theirs, because they think whites don’t belong in Africa. Who does that sound like????

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Forbidden_outcast 8 points ago +8 / -0

That’s Rhodesia (now Zimbabwe)

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pw-gone 14 points ago +14 / -0

And South Africa, it was a common practise as a way to punish kangaroo court style spies, or at least as they saw it who belonged to the opposing party ANC and IFP. Then wife of Nelson Mandela famously said "With our boxes of matches, and our necklaces, we shall liberate this country". If that was today, that Tweet would still be up.

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TheRealBuddyB 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are actually trying to pay the farmers to come back now.

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Freedom_burger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe...I wonder if an operation well funded enough could secure land enough to support a small community there to start resisting the local corruption. It would have to have fairly heavy security but then just farm a crop that has insane margins worldwide: cannabis. There would be better places for sure but this could be a self sustaining strategy to start breaking up the hold on power in placed like that which could support an agri community.

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Pedeville 4 points ago +4 / -0

No, Zulu's actually defended the white people. Its some other nomadic tribe shit. Also the president of SA said white people dont have property rights etc so they're killing them all

https://www.rt.com/business/440807-zulu-king-south-africa-land/

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Galahad175 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shit, I was going to say Zulu’s are not the bad guys. I was in Johannesburg a few years back and saw a bunch of flag waving communist (hammer and sickle) at the airport. I got the low down from a guide about how the Chinese come in with promises of prosperity by building infrastructure. Caveat being it’s built by the Chinese and they stay afterwards to run the factor. No jobs to the SA’s.

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah they build infrastructure and own the proprty they build it on (like harbors)

And when they cant pay their loans, the chinese take their natural resources.

I've met an SA through work, he says they have daily blackouts to save power, meanwhile chinese ships are in the harbors full of coal thats going to china. Also he has been robbed on gunpoint by police many times, pistol whipped etc. His parents own big farm and pretty wealthy so he's not afraid of their security tho

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braindeadbiden 7 points ago +8 / -1

Bots are your witchcraft. Bestow likes or angry faces depending on who pays you

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Basilone 6 points ago +7 / -1

KEK

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mandela'd

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red_holiday2 120 points ago +123 / -3

Uganda knows da way.

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JudicialDredd 76 points ago +77 / -1

Dis is da wey

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Girthquakes 45 points ago +45 / -0

Clucking intensifies

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NomadicKrow2 48 points ago +48 / -0

KAMALA IS NOT DE QWEEN. SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT

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Guillotifa 18 points ago +19 / -1

Omg someone please reference me... this is the 3rd time I've seen it today

🤣🤣🤣

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NomadicKrow2 25 points ago +25 / -0

Look up Ugandan knuckles. It was my favorite meme of 2019. I still laugh about it.

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Guillotifa 9 points ago +9 / -0

I didn't realize there was more than da wey

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Hurricane 5 points ago +5 / -0

SPIT ON HER!

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TakenusernameA 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm Knuckles, I dont chuckle, I flex my knuckles!

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Notaliberal 13 points ago +13 / -0

Da cheetah is fasta dandelion

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DanIsSwell 9 points ago +9 / -0

Uganda alwey knew de wey. We knew dis. Why da fuq yu tink dey give fund to evry fuqing ting, but Afrika starve. It because de know de wey.

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EdmondDantesDog 16 points ago +17 / -1

Are you the queen?? We will follow you

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NADSAQ 16 points ago +17 / -1

My bruddas we need a new queen

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EdmondDantesDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's Hillary up to lol

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Guillotifa 9 points ago +9 / -0

Not being president anyway

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 15 points ago +16 / -1

Time to move to Uganda. Just kidding

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 14 points ago +15 / -1

Dunno. You might just be into something.

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el-y0y0s 11 points ago +11 / -0

Not too shabby:

https://binged.it/3oGvZFx

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Gadsden 18 points ago +18 / -0

Wow.

Soon to be maganda

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GrandDukeofLuzon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fun fact: Maganda means "beautiful" in Tagalog(Philippine language).

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Gadsden 5 points ago +5 / -0

As it should. Makes total sense.

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NomadicKrow2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mm... what are the women like?

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Aethermage 11 points ago +11 / -0

Less penis than lefty wymxn.

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NomadicKrow2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah but like... They still got clits? Some of those countries cut that shit off.

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DanIsSwell 4 points ago +4 / -0

More bounce to the ounce, yet quite serving.

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el-y0y0s -1 points ago +3 / -4

black

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NomadicKrow2 9 points ago +10 / -1

Well, I'm not racist so skin color doesn't really matter to me. If they're based and appreciate a working man, maybe Uganda ain't so bad.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope Trump buys Greenland and we all relocate there.

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ListenToRandall 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahhh.. good nick.

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Jimmy_Russler 2 points ago +2 / -0

I miss this era of the internet... Things were simpler back then

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NomadicKrow2 28 points ago +28 / -0

Europe? I try to keep my vacations shit hole free.

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America1stAndOnly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Vacation? What the fuck is that? Never heard of it.

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el-y0y0s 3 points ago +3 / -0

Uuuugaaanhaaaaaaaa.

https://binged.it/3oGvZFx

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mothrasvineyard 1 point ago +1 / -0

hasa diga eebowai

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wrathofdog 15 points ago +15 / -0

Just don't engage in penis theft. They do NOT tolerate it.

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Tardigrade 4 points ago +4 / -0

I never did figure out that article.

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Klown_Schwab 11 points ago +12 / -1

idk if you're a nerd they might mistake you for a virgin then try to rape you to cure their AIDS

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rentfREEEE_since2016 401 points ago +403 / -2

So Uganda, a literal third world country, has more legitimate election cycle than the USA. 🤡 🌎

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wrathofdog 149 points ago +149 / -0

Uganda has voter ID? Aren't they all black? How do they get the ID?

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unicornpoop 96 points ago +96 / -0

How do they know where the DMV is?

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BigAmericanParty 52 points ago +52 / -0

Everyone knows that the most advanced nation in the world, Wakanda, has the most secure election process in the world where they throw the other party's leader off a cliff.

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Hshsvsvsvsv -36 points ago +2 / -38

Do you think life is that terrible for the people of the Soviet union? most of them didn't live under tyranny on a daily basis. yes it was terrible but they could still go about their lives. Just like you. They didn't notice they were living under tyranny anymore than somebody in North Korea would. Any more than you wo

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OldLadypede 24 points ago +24 / -0

And YOU have obviously never even been to a Communist run country, let alone lived in one! “I want to live in Communist run Russia, Cuba, East Germany, Venezuela” said nobody ever.

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Overkillengine 14 points ago +14 / -0

Feel free to fuck off and move to NorKo then.

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ConcernedFrenchFrog 5 points ago +6 / -1

And also gulags were pretty chil actually, they had theatres, marital visitations , muppets.

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PROBE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can't tell if joking or not...

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Frog_Anne 3 points ago +3 / -0

Right, life not terrible at all, except for things like basic goods not being available for purchase. Read up on Yeltsin's little tour through an average American grocery store - the Soviets had nothing like that abundance, and it was because of communism. And that's not even going into the millions of lives lost implementing that communist paradise.

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GlockArm 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the most spineless cucked thing I've ever read. Go turn yourself in for wrongthink and get it over with.

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brundlefly777 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amazing one-two from you and the one above you.

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Mostprobably 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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Skogin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Correct.

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Dennislearsysbastard 20 points ago +20 / -0

Paper ballots and inked fingers all done in one day. Keep it simple stupid method.

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Behind_Blue_Lines_II 42 points ago +42 / -0

worse. we're a tributary state.

we were conquered in 1913.

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AngryCanary 20 points ago +20 / -0

Whoa whoa whoa, calm down with the facts and logic. Are you trying to sabotage the parasitic lifestyle of our sadistic overlords? Be a good slave and don't rock the boat so we can all look forward to another 100 years of wanton exploitation and savagery against European peoples.

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donaldthrow 14 points ago +14 / -0

Can someone explain this 1913 shit I keep hearing about? What happened in 1913?

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jjacksonRIAB 26 points ago +26 / -0

The establishment of the federal reserve where we began paying tribute to the central banking power.

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Monkeybeardontcare 17 points ago +17 / -0

The most important red pill ever is the Federal Reserve. It’s the beating heart of communism, corruption, debt slavery, child abuse everything. It’s started with rothschilds and B the Rockefeller’s. It’sa bank that lends money to the govnt, and is a private bank. Why does the government need a private bank? They don’t.

“Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws!” Amschel Rothschild

https://youtu.be/yzxvAR2KTR8

https://youtu.be/7Yy_Rw1PrxU

https://youtu.be/1Vj1kcI1Rzk

https://youtu.be/5fbvquHSPJU

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autodoc 5 points ago +5 / -0

the imposition of the federal income tax

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Formerlurker92 3 points ago +3 / -0

I second this request for information. Google comes up with nothing obvious

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CdnMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's false my fellow white person

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Guillotifa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Say what now

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chaletschuss3467 23 points ago +23 / -0

Canada isn't far behind, quite sure we may default on our debt in a few years and face hyperinflation. It''s a commie shit hole here too, I feel like I'm in jail. Zero free speech. Soooo, looks like Hungary, Poland, and Uganda are the best bets now?

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Yambag 8 points ago +8 / -0

If you want to live in Colombia you also need to factor in the cost of helicopter ownership/rental and/or private security to avoid kidnapping

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Behind_Blue_Lines_II 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same with Brasil

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chaletschuss3467 8 points ago +8 / -0

Interesting. Thanks for info. May need it soon. Spanish is easier to learn than Japanese or Hungarian. I'm also trying to decide how to invest now, the US economy is going to be absolute shit now. Is anyone worried about hyperinflation following the supposed three trillion stimulus? Hard to know what other markets would be best to invest in

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Guillotifa 7 points ago +7 / -0

This guy knows based nation states.

Japanese is not that bad. Hungarian is rather wtf tho... but Spanish, yeah cakewalk comparatively. Japan seems like the easiest to integrate into tho... Spanish speaking countries have communists and gangsters and I'm pretty sure Hungary is all witches and vampires. Might as well stay home and pay your taxes. 😉

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chaletschuss3467 8 points ago +8 / -0

Japan does seem like a great option. Zero terrorism and very low crime to worry about. Patriotic. Hahah not sure about witches and vampires in Hungary lol. I was actually there recently before pandemic and loved it. Ronald Reagan statues in Budapest make it even better :) Fantastic food too and a beautiful, clean, prosperous city. I thought it'd be dirtier and more run down but was blown away. But Hungarian is a crazy crazy language and because they weren't allowed to learn English when they were commie, only those under 40 speak English, so you kinda need to know Hungarian

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Monkeybeardontcare 5 points ago +5 / -0

Japan’s great if you want to be discriminated against like you wouldn’t believe

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Guillotifa 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hungary sounds like a good vacation option. Definitely never considered it before. My only knowledge of Hungary comes from communist propaganda "history", horror flicks, and that creep from My Fair Lady.

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Behind_Blue_Lines_II 3 points ago +3 / -0

Japan is a truly Xenophobic country. They will smile and say "hi" but just know that Japanese hate the foreigner. Theyre also socialist, that was their stupid answer to their economic crash in the late 80's along with a negative yield curve.

Japan is seemingly based, only because of their hegemony

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Yambag 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can get around Budapest just speaking English; oh and this:

  • Officially Soros-free zone
  • The Hottest Fucking Women In The Fucking World.
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Guillotifa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed on the first.

Wasn't sure on the second. I DDG 'Hungarian woman' and 'ugly Hungarian woman'.

You win.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 6 points ago +6 / -0

Brazil

The “You’re coming to Brazil” memes are becoming real

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GrandDukeofLuzon 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol

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Mostprobably 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stand up and fight, don’t be a coward and run - evil will always find its way back to you

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JudicialDredd 28 points ago +28 / -0

"So Uganda, huh, magine that"

  • Time travelling George Washington
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Biogreyhound 23 points ago +23 / -0

They'll eventually reach our level of clown world. It's a slow process.

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SpezDispenser 25 points ago +25 / -0

Needs more lilly livered white people to vote against their own interests.

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unicornpoop 10 points ago +10 / -0

Just needs more commie china to pay off legislators. No white peepoz needed.

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SpezDispenser 7 points ago +7 / -0

We Wuz Changz

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D0NNIE_DARK0 3 points ago +3 / -0

💀

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brilliant

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YeDragonEnergy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Correct, also China has been investing heavily in Africa.

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SnowflakeJuice 3 points ago +3 / -0

Uganda has already been there. They are on the rebound. Hopefully that's not what it will take for this country to get back on track

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Yambag 1 point ago +1 / -0

Idi Amin Did Nothing Wrong

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Fallingshadow 18 points ago +18 / -0

America is worse than the least of the Banana Republics. We are in for a bad time.

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GitmObama 13 points ago +21 / -8

Maybe Trump could borrow this guy's balls for the next 7 days?

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 11 points ago +14 / -3

Maybe Trump got sold out by virtually everyone in D. C. and knows when to lay low in order to come back stronger.

The man is literally not GEOTUS; he is just a man.

Now go back to supporting Bernie. Heard he still has a chance.

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SendThemBackToCanada 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bernie too busy sucking dicks to be able to stay in the Senate.

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ConcernedFrenchFrog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably infant dicks.

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SendThemBackToCanada 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean he did wrote pedo fanfic

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Big_damn_zero 1 point ago +1 / -0

Immediately after performing genital mutilation upon said infant.

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Barthaneous 2 points ago +2 / -0

You do know Bush went to war without permission right? So did Obama.. so why can't Trump do the same? Arrest the congress and senate. And the Biden SS.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 4 points ago +4 / -0

You'll get no argument from me, Pede. It's his decision, though, and he's far more informed than anyone on this site, and 99% of the rest of the world.

I think he'd be smart to let them eat each other alive over the next 4 years, watch States possibly Secede, and with luck, there'll be enough of a Republic left for him to put back together, then finally clean house

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GlockArm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, come back stronger to a now cemented rigged system. Great.

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SamQuentin 264 points ago +265 / -1

The real bombshell here is that the world has now become wary of the fact the some algorithms controlled by US tech giants can control world politics.

This is huge, and world changing.

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Oldnormal [S] 92 points ago +93 / -1

BINGO 🎯 The world ain’t playin’

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SnowflakeJuice 48 points ago +48 / -0

Maybe in the U.S. The E.U. is going to fuck big tech up. Not because they are based or even semi-rational, but because they can use it as an excuse to shake down big tech for cash

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Let_hereat_cake 26 points ago +26 / -0

It's because they won't allow anyone to be in control but themselves.

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ProgramNerd 21 points ago +21 / -0

definitely the cash

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Let_hereat_cake 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's twofold. First they take away all the power, then they allow the companies to recover some of it...for a fee.

Case in point: online gambling. It used to be the wild west, no regulations, and government didn't have any control of it. So what happened? They cracked down on all of them (look up Black Friday of poker), seized all their operations and assets. The ones that could pay, did, and were allowed to resume operations. But the anvil of government is always dangling over them, with their hand out. If they don't keep paying, or step out of line, it drops.

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ProgramNerd 12 points ago +12 / -0

any time government gets too much power it becomes the mafia. keep them poor. same with businesses. hardcore antitrust rules

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Monkeybeardontcare 2 points ago +2 / -0

Any country with a Rothschild bank is coming into the fold, kicking and screaming if they have to, but they’re all coming

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Big_damn_zero 3 points ago +3 / -0

Any country without one will soon experience "regime change" and be forcefully given the gift of "freedom".

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Monkeybeardontcare 1 point ago +1 / -0

Forcing people into democracy since 1913 ( and even before!)

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FromSethWithLove 25 points ago +25 / -0

Lost a battle, winning the war

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theblackprince 15 points ago +15 / -0

After what we just witnessed per the election, I'm saying it's for the better.

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Oldnormal [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow. What’s crazy is this is the opinion progressive’s had only 12 years ago. Now it’s MAGA people against endless wars and progressives are for these monopolies using their consolidated power to coordinate with the democrats to crush dissent. Only a few remain principled. Jimmy Dore and Glenn Greenwald come to mind

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Biogreyhound 12 points ago +12 / -0

One can only hope

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RedditIs4Retards 132 points ago +132 / -0

Guess I'm moving to Uganda

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young_roshi 53 points ago +53 / -0

MUG mugs get to printing!

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ImpeachThisBitch 20 points ago +20 / -0

That gave me the best laugh in a while. Thanks Pede.

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Onlywayoutisthrough 18 points ago +18 / -0

Those are some balls I 👀.....

Uganda and Poland...

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chaletschuss3467 6 points ago +6 / -0

And Hungary!!! And Japan?

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Onlywayoutisthrough 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love Hungary's family policy.

Have a family, pop out a couple of kiddos.... no taxes...

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Pepe_longcockings 3 points ago +4 / -1

And Mexico

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QuickMaths 4 points ago +4 / -0

What has Mexico been doing to get mentioned alongside Poland? I thought their president was liberal? Also all the drug cartel shit.

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jackdaniels 4 points ago +4 / -0

Agai.. no wait..

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SisyphusRockAndRoll 7 points ago +7 / -0

For The First Time, MUGFTFT!

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ShyRipley 3 points ago +3 / -0

MUGA has a nice ring

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 12 points ago +12 / -0

Do you know de wey?

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JudicialDredd 6 points ago +6 / -0

Across da sea

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Gospeedrcer 5 points ago +5 / -0

They will be overflowing with China money before you get the chance.

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Gospeedrcer 3 points ago +3 / -0

All because they made cheaper products...

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Barthaneous 2 points ago +2 / -0

Poland is better.

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AlcoholicRetard 127 points ago +127 / -0

BIG TECH EAT THE POO POO

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Oldnormal [S] 26 points ago +26 / -0

🤣

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Klown_Schwab 19 points ago +20 / -1

barack... OBAMA! wants to bring de gay marriage to uganda. we must made sure this le-gee-slay-shon NEVA SEES THE LIGHT OF DAY in uganda

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MAGA_SWAGNAR 18 points ago +18 / -0

You are gay - why are you gay, Facebook?

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GainesvilleFlorida 4 points ago +4 / -0

The why are you gay video interview had me rolling, albeit I cut it off before she answered.

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slimcoat 3 points ago +3 / -0

WHO... is gay?

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Ched 10 points ago +11 / -1

It is called fisting and it is so painful they have to take drugs. But they enjoy it.

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noms 75 points ago +76 / -1

He has found da weh, my bruddah

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red_holiday2 27 points ago +28 / -1

Tounge clicking intensifies

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 19 points ago +19 / -0

You r mah qween. clickclickclickclick

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Str16x 60 points ago +60 / -0

based africa? Uganda be kidding me

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Kraken_V_Algorithm 11 points ago +11 / -0

Chelsea Handler has entered the chat

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LIBS_are_LOSERS 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reminds me of that guy dubbing the conversation with his German Shepard. “You gotta be kidding me awwwwwww”

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Listropoe 27 points ago +27 / -0

I always have good chemistry with every new African friend I make. We just click.

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lmfao

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BetaODork 3 points ago +3 / -0

This guy lol

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CaptRied 15 points ago +16 / -1

*Uganda

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tallon 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes the African cardinal (forgot his name) should be the next pope! He’s based af

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D0NNIE_DARK0 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is true. Anglicans know this too.

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beev_bove_biv 5 points ago +5 / -0

What I like about this is it proves big tech WANTS propaganda and censorship. If they were truly motivated by an altruistic desire to curb such things, then removing social media influence altogether is inarguably better than leaving it up and playing whack-a-mole with misleading content.

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Histrionic_Answer 48 points ago +48 / -0

A literal Banana Republic more democratic than the US...🙄

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dmlaney 45 points ago +45 / -0

so Trump cannot block people on Twitter because its a public forum but Twitter can block Trump because its a private company... Facebook can block people based on political beliefs but Uganda cant block Facebook from their country for being subversive and promoting political ideologies...

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DiscoverAFire 16 points ago +16 / -0

That's the one that gets me. Trump can't block /anyone/ on twitter because of free speech. Twitter can block Trump because... rules for thee but none for me? wtf???

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jackdaniels 9 points ago +9 / -0

yup, thats about it:) glad you asked

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thallos 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can we start a class action lawsuit stating twitter has unlawfully deprived us of access to Trump's tweets?

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D0NNIE_DARK0 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go for it.

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try4gain 6 points ago +6 / -0

With the radical left it's always like this

  • Anything I do is ok

  • If you do even 1/10th of what I do, you are obviously wrong and bad in every way possible

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can’t refuse to bake a cake because you have certain views, but you can be banned from certain services because you have certain views

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chaletschuss3467 5 points ago +5 / -0

The world has literally gone bananas

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fdagasfd 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'll learn it one day if, and only if Big Tech opposes their agenda.

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KeyboardWarrior45 25 points ago +25 / -0

So Uganda is actually Wakanda?

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ConcernedFrenchFrog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ukanda

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D0NNIE_DARK0 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂

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FromSethWithLove 20 points ago +20 / -0

The last years of Obama, I realized Russia was more based than us. We've devolved to the point that countries like Uganda are more based?? I hate Democrats and RINOs and globalists with every patriotic, American Fiber of my being for what they've done

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chaletschuss3467 12 points ago +12 / -0

This. I've been saying this since I first joined the Trump train in 2015! Both US and Russia have corruption, propaganda, rigged elections...but Russia is better because at least they all know it. Here half the population (or maybe a bit less now) is brainwashed and thinks the US has fair elections, no propaganda and is superior. Much more dangerous. Plus Russia plays none of the self destructing woke games or gives billions to foreign countries for useless corrupt programs

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Hattmall 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well to be honest, half the population only just now started thinking we had fair elections as they previously believed they were rigged by Russia.

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WowStrongWinning 5 points ago +5 / -0

Amen

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Enuzu37 16 points ago +18 / -2

BAAAAAASED

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JSullz59 16 points ago +16 / -0

Uganda protects its citizens from bias propaganda by a select few of radicals. This is America.

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Psilocybik 15 points ago +15 / -0

There's about 10,000 white people in Uganda. Think I could blend in if I tried... Would be good to live somewhere with legitimate elections and no big tech overreach.

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BigPanda71 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yeah, but you’d miss things like plentiful food and modern medicine.

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CantStumpTheTrump 20 points ago +20 / -0

But I'm white, it'll just appear for me; ya' know due to my privilege.

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BetaODork 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao nice.

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chironex 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL the comments on this thread are gold.

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CaptRied 4 points ago +4 / -0

Amazon Prime to the rescue.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 3 points ago +3 / -0

There is plentiful food. Medicine could use some improvement.

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FromSethWithLove 3 points ago +3 / -0

Modern medicine excludes HCQ

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jackdaniels 2 points ago +2 / -0

modern medicine in NY is no joke

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SheDoc 12 points ago +12 / -0

Power Move. Good for Uganda.

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ShyRipley 3 points ago +3 / -0

Power Move heard round the world

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DJT_MFer 11 points ago +11 / -0

Shit. They've come a long ways since Adi Amin.

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Skipster777 11 points ago +11 / -0

Uganda friend in me!

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justanotherSCpatriot 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fucking Uganda has to show us the way!? We're fucked.

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Tomato_cheesecake 11 points ago +11 / -0

Twitter: We strongly condemn internet shutdowns – they are hugely harmful, violate basic human rights and the principles of the #OpenInternet.

Also Twitter: Bans POTUS and many other conservatives.

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Shockrocks 5 points ago +5 / -0

Twitter thinks they are the internet lololol

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Zahala 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only thing that would make this even funnier is if they used the word bigly instead of hugely

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2008RonPaul2012 10 points ago +10 / -0

He went on to ask Jack Dorsey, "Why are you gay?"

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Rex_Kwondo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Jesus Christ. Even god damn Uganda has more sense than we do. If this isn’t proof we’re under attack you can blow me.

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Index 9 points ago +10 / -1

They also have great movies such as "Who Killed Captain Alex?" 1000% better than anything Pedowood has produced this century and has an extremely "diverse" 100% black cast so you can talk about it without getting blacklisted and score some woke points. Woo.

Edit: Meant to reply to someone. Gonna leave it standalone now.

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independentbystander 5 points ago +5 / -0

>Wakaliwood

>The original version of the film was lost due to power outages and "strained conditions", while the surviving version of Who Killed Captain Alex? released online includes an English "Video Joker" commentary that adds in running gags about the characters.

LOL I have no interest in Hollywood movie "product" but I gotta see this!

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Index 3 points ago +4 / -1

You won't be disappointed.

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

(He has so many wives they're expendable)

Kek

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Tendies_or_GTFO 3 points ago +3 / -0

heads off to torrent site

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Index 1 point ago +2 / -1
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Tendies_or_GTFO 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd only go on YouTube to rip it and upload elsewhere, but thanks for the source. :)

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Index 1 point ago +2 / -1

Fair. "Right-Click --> Copy Link Address" to skip the YouTube step.

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Tendies_or_GTFO 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly what I did and then put it into my video downloader. :)

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Proda 8 points ago +8 / -0

They know De wey.

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Skipster777 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uganda be kidding me!

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Tweedlethree 8 points ago +8 / -0

I hope this starts a trend. All the countries leaders are now awake to the danger.

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n3IVI0 7 points ago +7 / -0

You can't drink the water in Uganda, because 21 years into the new millennium they still haven't mastered public sanitation. They can't keep the electricity on. Internet runs at 1/28 the speed of America, but they charge you $500 a month for the privilege. Roads are barely in existence. Mostly pothole filled muddy tracks that beat your car and your body. The mosquitoes can kill you here, with malaria. Typhoid is still a thing. The police are horribly crooked and will pull you over for Driving While White to try and get a bribe out of you. There is no rule of law. Or personal property. And the people believe that lying and getting away with it is a sign of cleverness. Everybody is stealing or cheating from everybody else. It is a nasty, dirty, landlocked 3rd world country.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 2 points ago +3 / -1

Who pissed in your Cheerios? Most people there live independently and on the land. Like 90% of the country is agricultural. Get a fucking tank to filter water, have solar panels, take your antimalarial and live your life. The police are a non factor if you grease their palms. That applies to everyone which is better than being harassed and shot for the smallest thing. Sure infrastructure could be improved but the appeal of a lot of 3rd world countries is you will literally be left the fuck alone and can manage your own affairs.

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streakybacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure the government is corrupt and this guy is too.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is but not like here. Pick your poison.

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streakybacon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh come on, it's Uganda. I'm not a moron.

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ah_hell 1 point ago +1 / -0

So it's like Detroit then?

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n3IVI0 1 point ago +1 / -0

Detroit is a utopia. Also, in Detroit, you can carry a gun. In Uganda, you can't have guns.

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Barthaneous 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I was a rich billionaire it would be wise to invest in a place that even though might not have modern equipment they have common sense. and if you bring them modern equipment they will build like ants and make Wakanda ..

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TehAgent 1 point ago +3 / -2

the people believe that lying and getting away with it is a sign of cleverness

Same with a lot of people, not just abroad. The most honest people I have worked with thus far in my career are Indians. They seem to be very authentic people and I very much like them. I wont speak on the rest, but there are two more major groups of immigrants from specific countries that are dishonest as fuck and have zero qualms about it. No honor, no integrity.

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Tomato_cheesecake 2 points ago +3 / -1

Indians? Honest? Look at the number of them rorting the h1b visas. Honest my arse!

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D0NNIE_DARK0 4 points ago +4 / -0

There are plenty of Indians with fake degrees and made-up resumes. Don’t take people at face value wherever they’re from and you’ll eliminate most problems. Look at how trusting people were with politicians with an (R) after their name.

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TehAgent -1 points ago +1 / -2

Indians?

I know, it sucks when someone doesnt share your views doesnt it?

Hey theres this site I heard about that you might like. Check it out - reddit.com

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Tomato_cheesecake 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hello, this is Microsoft support calling...

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dirtymikeandthebois 5 points ago +7 / -2

So... Why wasn't Trump able to do this

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jackdaniels 6 points ago +7 / -1

Ever heard of the GOP? sometimes known as "the stupid party"

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RealHunterBidenAMA 4 points ago +5 / -1

Is this actually based or does their “ruling party” control the traditional means of spreading information? “If you take sides agai st the ruling party you will not operate in Uganda” it seems like this is a move to crush dissent, not protect the election from influence of social media companies

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Tendies_or_GTFO 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your answer is correct, but also a lot less fun. I reject it. :)

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streakybacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not based at all. People fall for low hanging fruit, especially if you only show them the best sides of the fruit where there aren't worms.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s a little bit of both. Most opposition and NGOs are funded by the same people who brought you the steal.

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henri_derelicte 4 points ago +4 / -0

So why can’t President Trump do this against Facebook and Twitter?

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Seruna_Kanus 4 points ago +4 / -0

I guess they know De Way.

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SergeTrigger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Has anyone made a Ugandan Knuckles joke yet?

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Jackpotsevens 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the way

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ltpayne 4 points ago +4 / -0

So Mexico and Uganda are more America than America...

Here we are - have our face coverings on, lockdowns, can't shop in the toys section (or seeds) in some places, no indoor restaurants, election stolen, retraining camps being setup, entire group of people labeled pre-birth racist based on their skin color.. what am I missing...

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RazOfTheDeities 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sad moment when Uganda is more logical than US.

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RyanUpCreek 3 points ago +4 / -1

Big anaconda confirmed

spez: not r/anaconda. just wanted to clarify

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EdwardSolomon 3 points ago +3 / -0

How do I move to Uganda.

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nobletanker81 3 points ago +3 / -0

“That’s the way ya do it!”

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ifififififokiedokie 2 points ago +2 / -0

How is Uganda more free right now than the USA

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Surfnsnook 2 points ago +2 / -0

Uganda coming in hot.

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rottn 2 points ago +2 / -0

It says he 'temporarily' banned FB...

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Jimmy_Russler 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know shits fucked when Uganda has better election integrity than you

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Jonny 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based Zimbabwe man