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JohnCocktoastin 5 points ago +5 / -0

22nd and 24th marine expeditionary units are on their way, and the Nimitz is entering the Potomac as we speak.

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Dialectic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump declassed and the martians are invading. NO JOKE. STAY TUNED

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Reefay 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wonder if our new Martian overlords at least have fair and free elections.

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theglynn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just in case someone thinks otherwise, the Potomac is way too shallow for the Nimitz. 2 to 20 feet is not going to cut it.

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JohnCocktoastin 6 points ago +6 / -0

No, they got new space force boosters and it functions as hydrofoil

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theglynn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stop... someone will believe you.