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Omni420 88 points ago +88 / -0

Walk around wearing ONLY THE MASK. when they get offended um use the mask. lol

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Darthrift 23 points ago +23 / -0

rofl..wasn't there a body builder that wore a mask and a thong to a lowes or home depot. made for one funny meme.

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Please_Clap 13 points ago +13 / -0

Tell them to fuck off and hire someone else TO REPLACE THEIR SHIT.

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crash7863 9 points ago +9 / -0

Jeb is right. Your warranty is based on what the conditions were when you bought the thing, not what the conditions are after.

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Hunter1970 16 points ago +16 / -0

If they haven't defined how the mask needs to be worn, just go naked with a mask over your no-no square.

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dmgice 6 points ago +6 / -0

this. T H I S.

To test a theory, I went to Target barefoot once but wearing a mask. No one noticed. of course I used Lysol wipes in my feet before I put my shoes back on in the car but yeah. I saw a kid pull their mask down in King Soopers to sneeze and then put it up. i said nothing and Everyone who noticed said nothing. Let's be Scofflaws.

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Jaqen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or wear the kind of mask that John McAfee wears. Made from lacy women's underwear.

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BigAmericanParty 64 points ago +64 / -0

You'll be surprised how far telling someone "No" goes.

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saltyviewer123 45 points ago +46 / -1

Just tell them it's ok you were vaccinated two weeks ago.

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sully 38 points ago +39 / -1

Yep just say you were vaccinated.

Them (or anyone) asking to see records violates HIPAA.

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Smubbs 15 points ago +16 / -1

Temperature checks also violate hippa. Forcing someone to disclose their protected health information (body temperature) is a complete no no

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Nancypelosisoldliver 2 points ago +2 / -0

They don't care about laws anymore. Not even hippa

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saltyviewer123 19 points ago +19 / -0

Honestly if they are really worried about it they should be coming into homes wearing full sperm suit cause a simple face mask won't protect in a potentially covid saturated room.

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borscht-nazi 12 points ago +14 / -2

You stupid cucks. "teLl ThEM DeRP DeRP", what are you fucking six? This isn't kindergarten anymore. The only thing you tell them is fuck off.

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Excavator [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just having some fun guy. The dude will be told where he can stick the mask. Be assured of that.

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borscht-nazi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, OKAY then!😬

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saltyviewer123 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sometimes you get caught up in the heat of the moment and you need a buddy to help you find your way back.

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borscht-nazi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, FINE then! 😬🇺🇸🦅🚒

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saltyviewer123 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're right, honestly is the best policy. Dishonestly is the reason we are all suffering right now. I stand corrected.

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Hanging_Chad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isn't there a system update shot like a month after the initial installation?

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polk_high_4_td 40 points ago +40 / -0

Tell them they have to wear gloves, booties and full bubble face protection thing like all those idiots wear. If they want to go stupid, make them go stupid.

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pedeypete 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is the answer. Ask the tech if he needs you to wear a mask, could just be faggy company policy.

But if the answer is yes, unleash hell. Booties, plastic, gloves, mask, face shield, etc..

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DroppsaDuece 28 points ago +28 / -0

Also, wear a condom, they must view your protection,

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CovfefeVideo 20 points ago +20 / -0

That warranty is a contract, and masks aren't in the contract, right?

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Drgreygoose02 17 points ago +19 / -2

You have asthma.

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Smubbs 10 points ago +10 / -0

Op doesn’t have to state this . That’s against hipaa. They can’t ask why

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fuzzywhiterabbit 7 points ago +7 / -0

HIPPA only covers those who have legitimate access to your health information. If a journalist sees it, the journalist isn't on the hook for HIPAA violations. They would, however, be open to a civil suit should they publish anything containing your information. All-in-all, you'd sue a lot of people for a lot of different things that look like the same thing, but are technically different.

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Exverbare 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would be the ADA that does not allow them to ask.

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P8triotQ 16 points ago +16 / -0

Crank the fucking heat up to 90

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throwawayicanremembe 15 points ago +15 / -0

Or open all the windows and doors.

'We're outside now.'

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deplorablepatriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

This!

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TheEnclave89 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 13 points ago +13 / -0

Just fucking don’t the repair dude won’t give a shit I guarantee it

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Lurker404 13 points ago +13 / -0

Obvious solution: https://img0.etsystatic.com/005/0/5288709/il_fullxfull.365038328_lmy6.jpg

Be sure to stand there. Silently watching. Supervising. Judging.

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Excavator [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't ask why but, I have a wearable "Transformers Bumblebee" helmet

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consumptiveballerina 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't have to ask why. It's because you're cool as fuck.

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Rs5150 12 points ago +12 / -0

That’s a naw from me dog

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Proud_American 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hard naw.

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jackdaniels 12 points ago +12 / -0

fuck em, they cant make you do anything.

Maybe tell the fixit man to take his off as its scaring you and your children.

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2a4life 10 points ago +10 / -0

demand a refund

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2a4life 18 points ago +18 / -0

also, most of the techs are based and would jump at the chance not to wear their mask

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Excavator [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

God I hope so. I'm in PA and not Philly so the odds are good.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 11 points ago +11 / -0

My cable guy was. He came in and I told him we aren't sick so if you're not you can take that off. He quickly took it off.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 5 points ago +6 / -1

Shoulda told him, "Take that filthy Petri dish off in my house. We aren't sick here and we don't want to be."

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pedeypete 2 points ago +2 / -0

Breach of contract

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MAGA_American 9 points ago +9 / -0

Just tell them no. I also would bet money the tech that shows up wont give a shit.

No where cares. I have work a mask only a handful of times over the last year. An overwhleming majority of places dont give a fuck. The problem is people are so afraid of what others will think that we are all walking around with useless fucking masks on.

Stop wearing them. Worst that can happen is someone says something mean and you reply with fuck off.

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BakedBlunts 8 points ago +8 / -0

I had my power company fix my furnace a few weeks ago, and they told me the same thing. Opened the door without a mask, showed the masked men entering my home where the furnace was and they fixed my furnace and went about their day. Ignore idiots.

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Blndhairylegs 5 points ago +5 / -0

surprised they dont require you to be vaccinated

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ImpeachThisBitch 5 points ago +5 / -0

With 100M+ Pedes out there, chances are the technician that shows up won’t GAF.

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Averageinternetuser 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah let me cough it up and close all the windows then my mask will really work much better

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suckmycorona 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tell them they need to come into you home wearing full hazmat suits

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IvIA6A 5 points ago +5 / -0

F that. Every repair person in the last year I told to take it off.

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LudwigVBeethoven1976 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tape a maxi pad over your mouth... after you soak it in water colored with red food coloring.

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theneverman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Have a bag if dicks in hand. But seriously, I’ll be the serviceman won’t care.

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Proud_American 5 points ago +5 / -0

Refund, now!

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montag 5 points ago +5 / -0

Move your stove to the driveway and let them work outside in the cold.

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Excavator [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy shit thats good.

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mickusa1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol fuck them..

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CuckS1ayer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tell them to point to the clause in your copy of the warranty that mentions masks.

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Normal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tell them my body my choice, I refuse to wear your fear tampon.

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women_for_trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Geez, where do you live? I'm in Michigan and this past year we had a new furnace installed, a dishwasher and refrigerator repaired and not one of them asked us to wear masks. In fact the guys installing the furnace didn't wear masks either.

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Fallingshadow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tell them to eat your ass for not doing their job. Either the warranty is valid or it isn't, so they have no right to complain.

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Msroadrage601 3 points ago +3 / -0

See if they will let you borrow their mask. 🤣

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acasper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unironically yes, that is what they’re implying.

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UncleDaddyZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Leave it on the fucking curb.

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CelticSkull 2 points ago +2 / -0

Better than Maytag! Lefties would be swarming!

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OKRancher 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s not the guy showing up that’s the problem. He probably doesn’t want to wear a mask either.

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jackdaniels 1 point ago +1 / -0

while you are probably right, some of us are itching for a standoff with the maskholes

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ask them to note it in the warranty, otherwise it's a lawsuit. Tell them they are welcome to have their people show up in Tyvek positive air suits if they like, but it is your home.

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borscht-nazi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Return it.

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trailerman168233 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tell them to fuck off. it's my house.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wear a Maytag is #1 mask.

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brownguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Costco delivered a mattress last month. The delivery company that got in touch told me I would have to wear a mask and social distance... in my own house. I laughed for like 20 seconds and then was like, "wait, you're serious?". She sighed and said, "okay we'll be there on the 10th".

These companies keep pushing this shit because WE LET THEM.

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cookiesforsale 2 points ago +2 / -0

wear a fumigation hood and tell the one's that show up the roaches in the case may or may not be dead

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Catie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lawl We have done that and only once had a guy refuse to enter.

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kornesque 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wear the mask, hang out really close to them the entire time shooting the shit then have your SO "answer the phone" as they're wrapping up. Have them tell you the doctor wants you to come back in to see if he can finally get a negative test result out of you. Yank down the mask and act outraged and say that doctor doesn't know his positive Kung Flu cases from his asshole and that you haven't even had a fever in hours. Then act SUPER short of breath and act apologetic for them having to witness that. Coof a bit in their direction for good measure.

Post results

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carnivore-pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Appliance repair dude’s don’t give a shit if you wearing a mask. Just ignore their request

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TheNightJanitor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Serious question -

Can we claim religious exemption to not wear masks?

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