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JokerPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wear one with a beanie and a limp to throw off facial and gait recognition systems. Fuck their system.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 2 points ago +2 / -0

How about I don't wear one and they can fuck right off.

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Its_Still_1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep.

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jimbo_slice1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

And they can’t videotape your face when you’re bitch slapping them.

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Women4Trump2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t wear one. I am extra cheery to male Boomers who bother me at the grocery store and they don’t know how to handle it. That’s how you win.

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handpeople 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very valid point. If I did not wear one, someone would approach me and I would knock their teeth out. Thats the problem. Its my problem, but at least I recognize it. Many times I go places in a very bad mood anymore.

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borscht-nazi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meh, I'm starting to wear one and stealing shit anywhere I go.

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Boudicca2 2 points ago +2 / -0

RDD, Retard Denial Device. Very catchy ...