I already joke with people I am around about being a cybercriminal. When they say that is not funny to joke about I reply with this:

Well considering that anybody that does not agree with the Democratic leadership online will eventually be branded as a cybercriminal. Why care about a mocking term since to be a cybercriminal I would need to actually be in cyberspace not the physical space where we currently exist. They would have to force me to transfer my being into a computer, and then declare me a criminal for cybercriminal to actually even be real.

I am no hacker, and I can't program yet they call me a cybercriminal. So I am a cybercriminal to them in their fake world.