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What women think guys want VS. What guys actually want. (media.patriots.win) 🧠 STABLE GENIUS 🧠
posted ago by AberamaGold ago by AberamaGold +3261 / -2
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billClintonIsARapist 106 points ago +107 / -1

Are both out of the question?

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 49 points ago +50 / -1

No but you have to let Trump go first.

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Keep_on_Trumpin 47 points ago +48 / -1

Trump won't go first... we'd go at the same time

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TangerineShine 28 points ago +28 / -0

DP

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Pinball 28 points ago +28 / -0

Two terms, two scoops, two... dicks?

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RegularAmerican 44 points ago +44 / -0

We had that couple in the WH already.

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billClintonIsARapist 12 points ago +12 / -0

God I love this place ❤️

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AberamaGold [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

🌠🌜

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warhawkjah 4 points ago +4 / -0

That has happened more than once you know.

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

I knew Ladybird was packing something in that dress

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RegularAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

Really? Who are the other first tranny's ?

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bdailey1965USA 2 points ago +2 / -0

mike was so beautiful to the media they put him everywhere....so easy to be attractive standing next to mike

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DaikonosPanton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two scoops sir?

Two? Make it three, I'm not driving.

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warhawkjah 4 points ago +6 / -2

The hell with QAnon. Their jackassery at the Capitol was a gift to the democrats.

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GrandDukeofLuzon 3 points ago +3 / -0

You are NOT a cuck.

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Aoikaze2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

#ForeverSingle

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RustySheckelford 5 points ago +5 / -0

ForeverBased

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ghost_of_aswartz 1 point ago +1 / -0

False. The opposite

There is no point in dating in a communist gulag or looking over your shoulder in nazi germany

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Pierre_Delectoes 29 points ago +29 / -0

The woman is Miranda Kerr who was a Victoria Secret model who is married to the Snapchat founder. She's a liberal lunatic. That photo is also almost 15 years old, and she's aged as most liberal women do, so you wouldn't want both.

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Ignotus23 22 points ago +22 / -0

I just looked her up, I would still smash, but I would make sure and whisper in her ear "I voted for Trump" just as she's cumming.

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AberamaGold [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOLOLOLOL

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MAGACountryResident 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just fuck the looney liberal out of her and you’ll be good

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ThirteenPercenter 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wasn’t sure I believed she’s aged poorly so looked her up. She still looks pretty damn good.

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Slenderman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol ☝️

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MAGACountryResident 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah she definitely still looks good lol

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RegularAmerican 7 points ago +7 / -0

How many abortions?

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billClintonIsARapist 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn... that’s kind of depressing.

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GreatestPresidentEvr 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's what happens to beautiful women in America. They're groomed by pedos to be sold to the elite.

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HanAssholeSolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tell corporate I see the same picture

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ChadRudy 26 points ago +26 / -0

Insert Why Don't We Have Both? meme. But, If we have to choose: Agreed, The one on the right

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cicero21 26 points ago +26 / -0

true, but I cannot lie, box one is damn tempting.

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Backslash2099 11 points ago +11 / -0

Only if shes MAGA.

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CerebralPimp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Correct, I’d have to go with the one that has four edges surrounding it.

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Botz15_1776 22 points ago +22 / -0

Make love to the one on the left but love the one on the right

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CahalTheMad 10 points ago +10 / -0

This. Definitely the best course of action.

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BobbyLee 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah don’t you dare fuck with the Donald

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Magamom 11 points ago +11 / -0

I agree! I want that man too!

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AberamaGold [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same.

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PaigeAshley 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same!

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UKTrumpster78 8 points ago +8 / -0

A spit roast with be very patriotic.

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AberamaGold [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

LMFAO!!

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Southasiangir1 8 points ago +9 / -1

I just want my president back. 😭 baby come back.

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Southasiangir1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Screw off Prole.

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Yheymos 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh I laughed for real. I couldn't stop for like 20 seconds.

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DWDerp 6 points ago +6 / -0

Guilty!

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alxram 4 points ago +5 / -1

My brain doesn't know what to do with this.

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Shitposter69 4 points ago +4 / -0

Definitely would take Trump over tits right now

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EdwardSolomon 4 points ago +4 / -0

THisx10

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SgtThomasHighway 3 points ago +4 / -1

Give her a couple of days without a bath in a socialist shithole and she won't be so appealing anymore.

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arterius2 2 points ago +3 / -1

She probably voted for Biden.

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chieflemons 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck Miranda Kerr off, she's an absolute bitch.

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Legionnaire0311 2 points ago +2 / -0

HAHAHA this fucking meme is being sent directly to the GF.

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Zippythekid 2 points ago +3 / -1

This America, I want both

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MAGASquatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why not borh? TWO Scoops!

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RealAozolai 2 points ago +2 / -0

Except the soyboys, they want a giant duck with hairy balls.

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LincolnTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I need both

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AnaMerican_1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guys want that guy in the White House and her in their bed.

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Bluetrilobite 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know what you meant but this sounds so wrong 🤣

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TrumpWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Prosperity in ALL things. I want BOTH.

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Captnyestrday 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just could not believe this is true. Really surprised me. I was sure I would be the one that wanted the chick far more than anything on the right. Just the kind of guy I am. Today I impressed myself

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W1NWINW1N 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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DresdenFan1975 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why not both? But, not at the same time. That'd be weird.

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arterius2 2 points ago +2 / -0

YESSS I GOT HARD

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Pelosi_Halitosis 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, I won't get into it. But maybe, just maybe, I'm a fag for one dude.

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RealHappyFeet 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's only one of Box 2. Box 1 is on every street corner. Think about that.

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WeWillRejoice 2 points ago +3 / -1

LOL good one. True that.

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fuckyouspez 2 points ago +2 / -0

dead lmao

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just want my wife and my country. But it feels like a divorce.

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hey we found another faggot communist

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ShadowyMrBlank 1 point ago +2 / -1

Gotta' love leftist fags who think that they're all going to "save the planet" from this disaster or that, like they're finally going to get some meaning in their lives, because they were able to "save the world". You ain't saving anything. You're a useful idiot that'll be disposed of when the establishment has no more use for you, and you won't have saved anything, and you'll realize you still have no purpose.

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ShadowyMrBlank 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too bad you're offended by both.

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RegularAmerican 1 point ago +2 / -1

Go back to twitter. DEPORT

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ShadowyMrBlank 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only because you have nothing dear of your own, except your own arrogance and resentment. Just because you hate life doesn't mean everyone else does. You might have thought that one day you would have a lot of promise in life, but it turns out you're pretty useless, and the best thing to do is to tear everything down. Nice thinking, fag.

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can't destroy God though. Keep trying. You're going to end up in hell where you belong.

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Masjosh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump sees this post and thinks.. ha, been there and done that....bigly

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zaku 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am a girl and I want the same thing as the guys.

TRUMP!

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mrtumnis 1 point ago +2 / -1

lolololol

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MsAnthropic 1 point ago +2 / -1

To be fair, women want that too.

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ShittersFull 1 point ago +1 / -0

They also let you grab em by the pussy if you're a big enough stud. And last call chicks if you're not.

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Immysteryman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ummm we want both but more of the first for real.

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sacrebleu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most western female models have unattractive faces, but she looks pretty. Here is the link to a high-resolution version of that picture I found. Her name seems to be Miranda Kerr.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c6/fb/85/c6fb85cca882d9b730cfa6b6592d9fc0.jpg

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LevonRiver 1 point ago +2 / -1

Whoa, whoa, whoa: NOT mutually exclusive!

I'll have both, please.

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Duchess 0 points ago +2 / -2

This makes no sense.

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Darwyn -1 points ago +1 / -2

Yeah sorry but I'm swiping left on this particular app. I like Trump and all but not that much.

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otistoole 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking chink faggot

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otistoole 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obviously you have taken lots of huge dicks

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otistoole 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh excuse me. Aussie. Same difference

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thelken -2 points ago +5 / -7

The normalization of homosexuality is not a good thing. Look where we are now folks. Our entire fucking culture is feminized beyond imagination. NOT GOOD.

Look, this post is not funny. It's not clever. It's lowbrow as fuck. And completely, unambiguously, entirely a biproduct of our over-feminized weak culture.

This image is perverted. Literally. It's a perversion of normalcy. And a glorification of degeneracy.

Hard times are coming, boys. Let's hang up the faggy stuff, eh?

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TR1UMPhUSA 2 points ago +3 / -1

Agreed.

We shouldn't celebrate it, but we also shouldn't hate those that are.

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Immysteryman 1 point ago +4 / -3

Perfect!

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prof_robinson -2 points ago +1 / -3

Why would you have it any other way?

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