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TheOne1 15 points ago +16 / -1

You need to put a warning on these things. My watch just broke

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RMR57 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think it gave me a retinal detachment.

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TheOne1 6 points ago +6 / -0

It gave Chuck anal fissures... ;-)

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Bongshapiro 2 points ago +2 / -0

I swear that dude was my mechanic in Vermont. Ok, Schumer's not fucking him, so what is he fucking?

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swift_water 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah definitely a dude that was a big ol black pill for a lot of people lol

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_Cabal_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

They both look like they're preparing to cannibalize a child or something.

Gross.

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JesusRules 5 points ago +5 / -0

A Chinese Mike Wallace, I think I've seen Shumers face on some old European Gothic churches, the gargoyle face always turns up

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Keep_on_Trumpin 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's like Big Bird fucking the donkey from Shrek

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JesusRules 1 point ago +1 / -0

wahahah

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Zebra11 4 points ago +4 / -0

All that money and can't fix teeth, seems they mismanage money in real life too!

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NoFucks2Give 4 points ago +4 / -0

Come on. The necklace makes me hesitate to go with my gut instinct that that is a man. I mean....that is a woman’s necklace. Don’t be stupid.

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becky21k1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jesus wept, that face stops clocks in four time zones at once

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ThisIsHowItStarts 3 points ago +3 / -0

God these people are disgusting. They just like ass raping each other like they are doing to our country. The problem is, they want us to like it as much as they do!

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Chiliad5 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sometimes I think the primary reason these politicians all hate Trump is because he pulled a hotter wife (3 hotter wives, actually) than all of them.

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Crankyboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does his wife have down syndrome? I am not joking.

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Kek_The_World 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spitting image of Bob Costas.

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Billybobcuccio 2 points ago +2 / -0

James comeys wife is pretty ugly too. Not Schumer ugly but ugly .

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jimbo_slice1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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BabaYaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those 2 have never been in love. BTW, Bravo to Mike Myers on the longest "Borat"-type move ever!!!

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Threaper666 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn, she is ugly as sin.🤣

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Threaper666 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is she English?🤣

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MyThrowaway1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

You cheating slut!