posted ago by rumplestiltskin ago by rumplestiltskin +9 / -0

President for Life Donald Trump announced today, that CNN Airport network will now be known as KAGNews Airport network,, Purchased by Trump, for pennies on the dollar, following CNNs bankruptcy, will now begin broadcasting at airports on March 31 2021. The end of the Covid-19 Plandemic on Jan. 20 2021 has created huge demand for plane tickets and a wonderful profit opportunity for Trump. All previous CNN employees have been offered janitorial work, cleaning restrooms at the airports or GITMO. Their business model (eat shit policy) is to not sell time to Advertisers who supported the Now defunct Democrat party, which collapsed under it's huge campaign debt, and shunning by the American public.

CNNs Zucker was overheard to say that, He was glad that Trump was able to give life to the Network that he destroyed, by supporting the Dems.

IN OTHER NEWS: It was further announced that RINOs charged with Treason will be digging Latrines at Gitmo for the rest of their very short lives.

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Atomstein 1 point ago +1 / -0

good laugh.