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kanabiis 2 points ago +2 / -0

New York Times, all you need to know.

If they are not writing articles about the latest wet dream Jeff Bezos had last night, they have some glowey fuck CIA/FBI feeding them propaganda to drivel out like some 12 year old that hasn't figured out how to hold his dick while he pees.

The only sniper, active shooter or suicide aircraft, if any of that shows up will be some leftist fuck either ordered to, or just mentally ill enough to do something stupid.

Patriots will stay home, like we always do, and prepare for a real hill to die on.

Joe Biden the communist is not that hill to die on. We are really fucking pissed, but not enough to put our children in jeopardy.

We do not kill children, we do not believe in killing children, we love our offspring, we are not liberals.

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Trunks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only projectiles will be the farts coming out of the establishment's mouths.

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I-got-2-scoops 1 point ago +1 / -0

Definitely not us. We would send a phalanx of Emus. We know how effective they are against Aussies. They would run rough shod over the police. The Great EMU war II: Electric BurgerGlue