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ChronoShaman 3 points ago +3 / -0

When you pull the fortune outta his ass it says "C'mon man!"

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unsubd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bidets foreign policy is dictated by fortune cookies.

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ausglitsch 1 point ago +1 / -0

the fun part about this joke is that they don't really have fortune cookies in china. they were invented here as a fun gag for hong kong cuisine we for some reason call "chinese"

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1ofMillions 1 point ago +1 / -0

LMAO