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Barack-Obama2 130 points ago +135 / -5

I love massive dongs.

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deleted 101 points ago +102 / -1
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Donger-Lord2 50 points ago +53 / -3

I have entered the chat.

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TangerineShine 29 points ago +30 / -1

Name checks out

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LongDongDonald420x69 29 points ago +30 / -1

...Did somebody call for me?

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MikeObamasVeineyCock 8 points ago +8 / -0

Cute

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Creepy_Ginger 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is he the "Male-First Lady of the United States".

You know, with Awoman and shit.

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Khakiclay 1 point ago +1 / -0

kekly clever. Kudos

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jimmy42oh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or the First Male Lady

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TangerineShine 8 points ago +8 / -0

KEK!!!!

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jbeene65 4 points ago +5 / -1

Who is this Big Mike you speak of? jajajaja

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Khakiclay 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's a Schlong Story

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jbeene65 1 point ago +2 / -1

When did TRUMP declare a national emergency in DC? Because IF the a national emergency had already been put in place, (following me) and the MEDIA didnt tell us, then what would have happened? What WOULD have happened if TRUMP had NOT caught them?......TRAITORS against the PEOPLE

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polJosephWatson 22 points ago +22 / -0

NUCLEAR DONGS

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lucifer_fit_deus 13 points ago +13 / -0

Big Mick Energy.

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Donger-Lord2 7 points ago +7 / -0

I know a guy who can help you with that.

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DT170x 5 points ago +5 / -0

How massive I must ask.

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Barack-Obama2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’d consider Hunter’s to be a small appetizer before the main dish.