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LibertyThunder 11 points ago +11 / -0

Do they need 2/3 votes for this?

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thebaddyman [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

they need to worry about lindsay's lady bugs

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MymTyme45 4 points ago +4 / -0

In his lady garden?

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thebaddyman [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Ladybugs" Story Shortly after the rumors began spreading, satirist Philip Huang published a Medium[7] piece titled, "Lindsey Graham Hired Me As An Escort." In the story, Huang writes in first person and says that when he was hired as an escort for Graham, he discovered a series of moles on his perineum and anus, to which Graham said, "Hope you don't mind. Those just my little ladybugs."

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DontDoxMeBro1 1 point ago +1 / -0

oh boy

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MAGA_mantis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those are probably anal warts.

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thebaddyman [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

also dont get mad at me if you spit ur coffee or beer out.